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The Bluestocking: the one where AI finally learns what a blackbird is (we hope)

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Magpiecomplex · 31/12/2024 19:15

Welcome all, New Year (nearly), new thread!

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Magpiecomplex · 09/01/2025 19:59

Chersfrozenface · 09/01/2025 19:44

Thank you, @Boiledbeetle. I did indeed find my items.

Getting a teensy bit twitchy now, and also hoping for a non-coleopteran surgeon.

Adding my best wishes for tomorrow. Hoping it all goes incredibly smoothly, and your surgeon is indeed not a beetle of any sort.

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WhiteHairedMyrtle · 09/01/2025 20:06

inkymoose · 09/01/2025 19:46

What a marvellous Myrtle you are you are, what a marvellous Myrtle you are.

I'm glad you are happy in pedantry corner. It's been pretty busy for the last couple of days hasn't it?

I must apologise for being blunt. I'm glad it did not lead to an EastEnders style showdown. When I was a little tiny moose, it was noted by my fond parents that I only had a very tiny little shrivelled organ of tact. It was considered to be missing until about 1983, when a vestigial shred was found on a dental x-ray (I don't know where they were pointing the x-ray camera).

As a consequence, whenever I am a little bit under the weather, tired or out of sorts in any way, whatever little tiny bit of tact I had at my disposal completely vanishes.

Thank you for your honourable and kind response! And here is your hot chocolate.

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Awww thank you for the hot chocolate and your lovely words xx

I love Pedantry Corner. I can point out spellings and grammar and no one thinks I'm being rude or annoying.

Bluntness is fine and mostly unnoticed. Also I'm a pedant and you were being pedantic which is allowed. No good dishing it out if I can't take it. Apparently I can be very direct and abrupt in conversation and I appreciate honesty. I'm not easily offended because I think most of us are just trying to live our lives as best we can. And the vibe here is gentle.

lcakethereforeIam · 09/01/2025 20:18

All the best for tomorrow @Chersfrozenface

I like to think my tact organ is rather overdeveloped, but it does sometimes fail or misfire. When that happens my guilt is always ready to step in. Actually, for someone who wasn't raised a Catholic, it's sometimes too ready. The only bit of my memory I can dependably rely on.

Which is the beautiful burgundy engine that's at the railway museum in York? I've not been there for years so I've forgotten its name. I think my favourite bit was the room that had odds and ends that had been randomly salvaged and donated. Including, iirc, a BR hamburger 🍔

Also Ivor the Engine over Thomas the Tank Engine any day of the week.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 09/01/2025 20:19

@Chersfrozenface All the best for tomorrow! The AI wouldn't do what I wanted when I tried to get a picture of you in hospital...

The Bluestocking: the one where AI finally learns what a blackbird is (we hope)
The Bluestocking: the one where AI finally learns what a blackbird is (we hope)
The Bluestocking: the one where AI finally learns what a blackbird is (we hope)
The Bluestocking: the one where AI finally learns what a blackbird is (we hope)
The Bluestocking: the one where AI finally learns what a blackbird is (we hope)
Magpiecomplex · 09/01/2025 20:24

That's fighting talk, Cake! Isn't there room in the world for both Ivor AND Thomas? Ivor wins on dragon points, but Thomas has Annie and Clarabel and the Troublesome Trucks!

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inkymoose · 09/01/2025 20:25

Good luck for tomorrow @Chersfrozenface. I'm sure your new bodywork will be very successful and make a big difference to your life.

Luckily AI is not in charge of hospitals yet, so the chances of having a Beetle-y surgeon are infinitesimally small.

See you on the other side!

Magpiecomplex · 09/01/2025 20:26

ifIwerenotanandroid · 09/01/2025 20:19

@Chersfrozenface All the best for tomorrow! The AI wouldn't do what I wanted when I tried to get a picture of you in hospital...

The cherry blossom fabric in the first one is rather lovely. I wonder if I can somehow turn it into a design that Spoonflower can print...

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 09/01/2025 20:27

... so here's some fruit for the soon-to-be patient.

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inkymoose · 09/01/2025 20:30

Myrtle lioness and I are off for a little stroll in the forest. I would have invited more of you, but it took an absolute age to make AI represent a female moose, and I know if I try to add any more creatures to the picture, the moose horns will come back in a flash.

The Bluestocking: the one where AI finally learns what a blackbird is (we hope)
The Bluestocking: the one where AI finally learns what a blackbird is (we hope)
The Bluestocking: the one where AI finally learns what a blackbird is (we hope)
ifIwerenotanandroid · 09/01/2025 20:34

Magpiecomplex · 09/01/2025 20:26

The cherry blossom fabric in the first one is rather lovely. I wonder if I can somehow turn it into a design that Spoonflower can print...

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The Bluestocking: the one where AI finally learns what a blackbird is (we hope)
The Bluestocking: the one where AI finally learns what a blackbird is (we hope)
The Bluestocking: the one where AI finally learns what a blackbird is (we hope)
The Bluestocking: the one where AI finally learns what a blackbird is (we hope)
The Bluestocking: the one where AI finally learns what a blackbird is (we hope)
Chersfrozenface · 09/01/2025 20:40

Magpiecomplex · 09/01/2025 20:26

The cherry blossom fabric in the first one is rather lovely. I wonder if I can somehow turn it into a design that Spoonflower can print...

I would love a hospital gown in that fabric.

Also a bedside quokka would be a great comfort.

Though if I do see one on the ward, it may be just the effect of opioids.

FuzzyPuffling · 09/01/2025 20:56

@Chersfrozenface lots of puffiny good luck for tomorrow. I hope everything is perfect, speedy and swiftly consigned to your personal history. All the best.

FuzzyPuffling · 09/01/2025 20:58

inkymoose · 09/01/2025 20:30

Myrtle lioness and I are off for a little stroll in the forest. I would have invited more of you, but it took an absolute age to make AI represent a female moose, and I know if I try to add any more creatures to the picture, the moose horns will come back in a flash.

Is this some sort of inter-species romance?

AsWithGlad · 09/01/2025 21:01

All then best for tomorrow, @Chersfrozenface.

I wonder if some of you would like to live in a house with an occasional view of special trains waiting to get back into the National Rail Museum after they have been on expotitions.

(Picture removed as too ‘outing,’ although completely unrelated to cycling.)

lcakethereforeIam · 09/01/2025 21:05

Just stepping into Pedant's corner for a sec.

Erm, moose (the males anyway) have antlers not horns.

Jones the Steam could take the Fat Controller in a fight any day of the wythnos.

WhiteHairedMyrtle · 09/01/2025 21:13

lcakethereforeIam · 09/01/2025 21:05

Just stepping into Pedant's corner for a sec.

Erm, moose (the males anyway) have antlers not horns.

Jones the Steam could take the Fat Controller in a fight any day of the wythnos.

I managed to get a female Moose without antlers, but it still gave me a mane and gave the antlers with an extra floating antler to Cake

The Bluestocking: the one where AI finally learns what a blackbird is (we hope)
Boiledbeetle · 09/01/2025 21:16

Chersfrozenface · 09/01/2025 19:44

Thank you, @Boiledbeetle. I did indeed find my items.

Getting a teensy bit twitchy now, and also hoping for a non-coleopteran surgeon.

Deep breaths, fluffy clouds, deep breaths fluffy clouds.

Just keep thinking how much better everything will be once you are recovered.

💜

lcakethereforeIam · 09/01/2025 21:16

It could have given me pants!Blush

WhiteHairedMyrtle · 09/01/2025 21:18

lcakethereforeIam · 09/01/2025 21:16

It could have given me pants!Blush

There was another more revealing outfit...

lcakethereforeIam · 09/01/2025 21:20

😨

FuzzyPuffling · 09/01/2025 21:25

Because I can't do AI, I'm just going to spam you all with puffin pictures. I'm selfish like that. All puffins are.

The Bluestocking: the one where AI finally learns what a blackbird is (we hope)
Magpiecomplex · 09/01/2025 21:29

FuzzyPuffling · 09/01/2025 21:25

Because I can't do AI, I'm just going to spam you all with puffin pictures. I'm selfish like that. All puffins are.

Cute! And gorgeous eye makeup!

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MarieDeGournay · 09/01/2025 21:30

All the best tomorrow, Cher! Looking forward to hearing from the new, improved you when you're well enough to pop back into the Stocking, there'll be a guard of honour of quokkas and gerbils to greet youSmile

FuzzyPuffling · 09/01/2025 21:30

Magpiecomplex · 09/01/2025 21:29

Cute! And gorgeous eye makeup!

Thanks. It took me ages.

Magpiecomplex · 09/01/2025 21:38

Jones the Steam could take the Fat Controller in a fight any day of the wythnos.

True. The Fat Controller doesn't give off the air of a man dedicated to mens sana in corpore sano. He's probably the sort of man women start threads about on the Relationships board.

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