Having copper coil fitted in the morning. .. eeep! Have never before had smear (I know tutut, am 25 so only just been offered, and need to wait for babe to be 12 weeks old, it's on my list)...
Anyway. . .
What's the etiquette involved.... wear a skirt? Keep your socks on? Take your socks off? Don't wear socks to avoid the sock situation? Where do you put your knickers? Scrunch them into your bag? Ensure lady bits are in presentable condition?
As someone who has had two very quick unmediated labours you'd think I wouldn't worry, but even having babies I kept my trousers on until baby was crowning and the midwife insisted and whipped them off herself, by which point I didn't much care anyway!
So tell me oh wise ones.... what do I do to avoid looking like the awkward goof? Anyone have any embarrassing stories to help me see the funny side?