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Caroline Girvan 2026- sore but still scrolling.

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BigButtons · 02/02/2026 07:36

New thread!

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GoneBackToTheWorld · 22/02/2026 20:03

Omg I love that workout, BB, with the calf-burning staple. No idea why she dropped calves from her programming.

Watched a random youtube video on doing pull ups in 2026, felt inspired, so I tried a dead hang at the park yesterday- a quire astonishing failure, worse than a year ago. 😃 Maybe it's fighting biology too much? I could never do monkey bars hanging stuff even as a slim child; was too disproportionately bottom-heavy. On Caroline's group you see all these maniacs doing pull ups but none of them is a pear-shaped weeble with 99% of their weight below the waist! Who here can do this stuff?

Fibrous · 22/02/2026 21:34

I think I managed one pull up when I was going to the gym a lot. I am also heavy of the bottom.

I went for a 9k run today as it stopped raining! It was great to be out in the sunshine.

BigButtons · 23/02/2026 06:19

The comments on the app are getting fewer I notice. Instead of Mr and Mrs K there are now a couple of very over excited men who basically post the same thing everyday and are very irritating .
I see she has announced that sill boi has written a new article that she has already read repeatedly and will read repeatedly again. Yeah ok so an article by a man that sets up multiple insta accounts so that he can take to himself.?
I wish she would get more proper people to write something.

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GoneBackToTheWorld · 23/02/2026 09:04

Really enjoyed this recovery one from Heather today

Hugely recommend it. A few things were a serious struggle but afterwards, I feel almost human again.

GoneBackToTheWorld · 23/02/2026 18:40

Oh yeah, just saw that BB. Do you remember how Kearney used to insinuate that anyone who disagreed with his posts was psychologically fucked up- "isn't it interesting... professionally I find it very interesting"? If that's the stuff that floats her boat, great.

I might return to cgx for an upper body tonight- Intent Day 2 seems a popular one?

samthebordercollie · 23/02/2026 18:56

@Gobacktotheworld2my favourite Intent upper body is Day 46 but maybe too much rear delt for you! I did it this morning. Silly Boi’s articles are so dull. I can do 3 pull-ups, it was a goal to manage 10 before the end of last year but I never progressed. They are so hard! I can do 30 push-ups but pull ups are much more difficult, especially for women. AthleanX posted this week that you can only consider yourself a ‘fit’ woman if you can do 7 pull-ups which is impossible for 99.9% of most women. He’s another fitness professional twat.

GoneBackToTheWorld · 23/02/2026 19:44

3 pull ups Sam makes you elite! 👏

Athlean-X is indeed a bit of a berk. To be fair I don't think many of these guys have actually met women before. Pretty much all the shite posted by him, Israetel, Nippard and all the rest is clickbait though.

samthebordercollie · 23/02/2026 19:53

@Gobacktotheworld2yes, there are a lot of idiots out there. Lyle McDonald is the only expert I pay attention too, I’d love to do a consultation with him but he keeps putting his prices up. And I know what he’d tell me, you do too much, don’t lift more than 4 days a week, cut down on cardio and find a new hobby.
he posted a really interesting article on fat loss and where women and men lose it first, if anyone’s interested I can copy and paste

GoneBackToTheWorld · 23/02/2026 20:15

Yes please. Lyle is always good value

samthebordercollie · 23/02/2026 20:26

Here you go @Gobacktotheworld2- Lyle at his verbose best!
Just a random post since it allows me to avoid real work, something spurred by a discussion in a thread about visceral fat. It's something I mention to consultation clients frequently.

It has to do with the pattern in which we lose fat.

And basically we lose it from the inside out and the top down.

Which means this, IF someone is carrying a lot of visceral fat, that is usually the first bit that's lost. OR certainly it represents proportionally more of the fat loss.

Now, in general, dudez are more likely to carry visceral fat than ze womynz. It's hormonal with testosterone directly causing fat storage in dudes and estrogen protecting against visceral fat in women.

There are exceptions. Hyperandrogenic women (i.e. PCOS) often carry more visceral fat due to elevated testosterone. Post-menopause, women who don't go on HRT often see a shift to a more central fat pattern ,including visceral. This is due to the loss of estrogen signalling.

If a premenopausal women gains a LOT of bodyfat, you often see a relative increase in upper body fat as well. Similarly, in men, who tyically carry little lower bodyfat, they will start to develop fatter hips and thighs with extreme fat gain. Thus is the balance of the universe maintained.

For dudez, visceral fat accumulation really starts to, err, start at about the 15% mark (old methods, this equates to 18-21% via DEXA). Hard to pin a value on it to women but outside of PCOS/meno w/o HRT, it'd be high 20's or more probably.

When you're carrying a lot of visceral fat you tend to notice a couple of things. One is that you just 'feel' thick through the middle.

Visceral fat accumulates around the organs and tends to pooch the stomach without you having the ability to suck it at all. you just feel thick and solid.

At the extremes, yu can get that appearanec where it looks like someone swallowed a beach ball.

Losing Visceral Fat
As noted, for people carrying more visceral fat, it tends to come off first. Though it is more sensitive to activity than diet by and large. But it's very metabolically active, both easy to store and mobilize compared to subcutaneous fat. So in a deficit it goes bye bye.

But unless you have the beach ball thing going on, there doesn't tend to be a lot of visual changes. Yeah, you can finally suck your tummy in but outwardly you look the same mas o menos.

But you 'feel' lighter and leaner and don't have that thick feeling through the middle.

We contine

Top to Bottom
After visceral fat starts to disappear, the next place we tend to lose fat is top to bottom. And I men literally top of the body.

So you start to see changes in the face for example. Whch can be good or bad. As Duchaine pointed out years ago, people with rounder faces tend to diet down better than those with narrow faces who often start to look a bit gaunt. Especially at the extremes.

You also start to see changes in the upper body, chestal area, deltoids and such. It all just has to do with differenecs in how relatively easily or difficultily (???) the fat is to mobilize.

It's fairly common in dudes getting leaner to get a pretty leaned out and often vascular chest/delt area while their abs still look like the Pillsbury Doughboy. That's because life is nothing but an existential nightmare from which we can never escape.

Things continue moving down with a little bit of inside out showing up again.

The Abs
Once the UPPER body starts to lean out, the midsection will eventually start to move. There's a huge gender difference here.

Women, who generally carry a lot more lower bodyfat on average, which is always the last to move, will get visible abs a lot eaerlier than dudes.

So their upper bodies get lean and then they start getting visible abs in the high teens with often a full six pack in the 15-16% range (older methods, add 3-6% for DEXA). In that range.

For men it takea lot longer. At 15% a guy will get what I call the ab window, that inverted U that surrounds the abs. 12-13% and the upper blocks start to come in. It may take single digits to get a full 6 pack.

Of course, even at 15% most dudez will have ripped legs while women have abs but more lower body fat. Each wants what the other has (smoething something existential crisis).

Now, the abs show a similar inside out and top to bottom pattern. Upper abs are easier to mobilize than lower abs. There is also a deep and superficial component to the abs (I discussed this in Stubborn Fat Solution because ony I could turn up that obscure literature).

So dudes get upper abs with a ring of fat aroudn the low abs/low back. Then it starts to lean out from deep to superficial. Finally at single digits, they get a 6-8 pack.

Dudez often ask "I'm lean but still have a ring of fat around my lower midsection. Is this genetic?" Yes, it's the genetics of being a dude.

I'd note that within the context of stubborn bodyfat, for most dudez who don't carry much lower body (hip/thigh fat), abs/low back are the 'stubborn areas'. But they are nowher near as stubborn as what womyn go through.

Lower Bodyfat
Finally there is hip and thigh fat which is the single most stubborn bit of fat to get rid of. And which is more likely to be found in womyn. Lots of factors including genetics, receptor ratios and while estrogen gets teh blame, progesterone is really the big player her (with estrogen potentiating progesterone's effects).

Because flatly if estrogen were causing/maintaining lower bodyfat, it would get EASIER to lose lower bodyfat as women got leaner and their hormone levels went FUBAR. This is objectiveye disprovable and untrue. Yes, there is more going on there.

By the time a womyn is approaching losing lower bodyfat she'll usually be sub 15%. Back in the day, it wasn't uncommon to see stage ready female competitors with a SHREDDEd upper body and fat hips and thighs.

Duchaine described this as "Having stapled two different bodies together."

I discussed the whys and wherefores in too much detail in Stubborn Fat but modern diet, training and supplement ideas make it a lot easire to get rid of.

NB: High intensity activity tends to have a much more profound effect on lower bodyfat, especially if you do the stubborn fat protocols (combining high and low intensity activity). There are a couple of studies where womyn, even at higher BF% who inluded intervals or weight training lost proportionally more lower bodyfat than womyn who only did low intensity who lost nearly all upper body.

But most women will have to get to low teens to really shift lower body fat. Something something existential crisis.

Summing Up
So there ya' go, the pattern of fat loss

Inside out and top to bottom so roughly
Visceral fat (essentially gone in dudes by the 15% mark)
Face
Upper body
Abs which go upper, deep lower, superficial lower
Lower body

Ok, I guess I gotta go do some work emails now. Bleh.

samthebordercollie · 23/02/2026 20:28

Shame Caroline doesn’t have Lyle to write some articles instead of SillyBoi

GoneBackToTheWorld · 23/02/2026 20:48

Lol Lyle would so not fit the vibe. Thank you. The depressing description of a fit woman with lean upper body and fat lower half "like two people stapled together" is so awfully accurate.

Trying to picture exactly what he'd say to Caroline's overall volume, dismissal of creatine, insistence that she doesn't count macros/calories despite staying so lean... he wouldn't mince his words haha.

BigButtons · 23/02/2026 22:14

Love that article thanks . It would an amazing if Caroline went down a route like this but she takes it all so seriously even if she says she doesn’t.
another thing. She said she did not want to do day 36 so said to herself she would do 5 mins and see but lived it so finished it. Erm, hello- you do not have a choice because if you so not film it the people who pay cannot do it . Then it got me wondering how much in advance she actually films these sessions.

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GoneBackToTheWorld · 23/02/2026 22:58

A couple of months in advance would be my guess based on the fact IronPro looked as if it were filmed in a sauna at times.

GoneBackToTheWorld · 23/02/2026 23:12

The comments are particularly pollyannaish to match CG's vibe at the moment.

I wish I could "enjoy" aches and pains as much as her saintly cultists do. There are thunderstorms nearly daily here at the moment and my ever-screechy knee is twanging like a bastard with the changes in air pressure!

Caroline Girvan 2026- sore but still scrolling.
BigButtons · 24/02/2026 07:11

Yeah- I must be a grinch because all the ‘ I get to workout’ positivity makes me cross.
yesterday I managed the 10 minute kettlebell swings with my 16kg bell. It was certainly a step up from the 12 kg. I should probably only do it twice a week otherwise I will end up pulling an arsecheek again😂
just excited to be doing something different from the endless same moves lifting. Also keen to move some hip fluff and I think there might be a difference. The non cardio year experiment has show me that I deffo rewind better weight wise if I add some cardio. As per the article above!

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Fibrous · 24/02/2026 10:40

I'm generally the misery guts in company but you guys are worse 😀

I did Sundays leg session this morning, I didn't really enjoy it but I can feel it now, so that's good. I feel a bit short changed if I feel nothing.

GoneBackToTheWorld · 24/02/2026 22:22

Did the glute day cluster workout- Play Day 38. It was pretty good. My fault for not reading the whole description but I assumed when she wrote "straight sets" it meant that it was indeed "straight sets" --and was startled and quite miffed when the second circuit started about 25 mins in. But in the end it was pretty tolerable. Clusters always feel like a slightly easier format in the moment but they creep up on you. Used 32kg sumos, 55kg for bridge (no band though), RDL 45kg barbell, lunges 1 x20kg, hamstring curls with 1 x15kg instead of roll outs. All very good glute exercises! Did she forget the second round of lunges or was that me being dozy? I did skip the finisher because there was no time for fannying about with bodyweight and bands today. I'm not Jane Fonda.

BigButtons · 25/02/2026 06:20

@Gobacktotheworld2 those are great weights - well done! I did this too but actually took the weights right down due to my sore kb swinging arse😂
she did say that there would only be one round of the lunges as the second set would be the finisher.
After that I had to go to resus and be with my partner who was have heart issues at work/ so a hairy scrub afternoon and evening.
They kept him in over night for monitoring so will be back up the hospital today at points

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GoneBackToTheWorld · 25/02/2026 06:25

How utterly shit for you. Healing vibes to himself.

TessTickle0 · 25/02/2026 07:59

Aw @BigButtons sending 💕

Fibrous · 25/02/2026 11:24

Oh no @BigButtons - hope he's okay!

Play day 37 for me here, back and biceps. It was fine. I'm hurting a bit from the leg day yesterday. I have done 24/39 of the play program so far, which is significantly worse than my effort for iron pro. I have also done hardly any running and bugger all yoga. Think I've been working too much and getting distracted with house stuff. Gonna try and ramp things up a bit now the days are getting longer.

Abra1t · 25/02/2026 17:37

Hope he's ok, @BigButtons .

BigButtons · 25/02/2026 19:53

Thanks so much everyone. He has had a pacemaker fitted and is staying hospital tonight for observation and so that they can steady his heart beat and blood pressure. 🙂

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GoneBackToTheWorld · 25/02/2026 21:42

He's in the best place. Hope he heals from the pacemaker insertion well-- glad he was helped so promptly!

Did Play Day 39 first thing, which was a better than average push day (my least favourite) because it got the shoulder press out of the way at the start.

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