Hairy arms hissy 
I meant to swim early after dropping DS1 off at the bus. Only remembered this as I dropped him off. Woops. So went at lunch time. Could't find my nice goggles, which I last wore to chop onions at the weekend.
Got to pool. 2 men in fast lane. Easily room for 3 of us to go up and down rather than round and round, so suggested it to first chap (fine) and then second (fine), but as we were agreeing, jobsworth lifeguard came over and told us we HAD to go round and round.
Surely they can leave it to the people in the lane to sort themselves out and only intervene if people are being twats. Never had this issue before.
I have a friend who works on front desk so shall ask her whether they've changed the policy. I don't do fancy turns or anything so round and round means stop, shuffle across and start again.
Anyway, both men left after 20 of my laps so I did a further 24 UP AND DOWN ON MY OWN = 1.1K in 35 mins.
I cancelled my full sports centre membership as I really don't use it now I'm running, but got a 3 month swim pass for £35. Brill. I shall aim to go twice a week. It's really good for me to keep it up.
It was over 50s session just after I left. I cannot believe that in less 4 years I can join them. I'll be able to go to women only, over 50s and all the lane/public ones. Excellent!