Might as well do race report whilst bored sat in car....
Right. Here goes. First ever race report and race.
Up at 6.10am - felt bit nervous and excited. Cup of tea and Pain Au Chocolate then kit on and ready to go by 6.45am! DH was slightly
as race was still 4 hours away however I informed him to hurry the f*ck up...
Metro quiet at this unearthly hour, few runners on and we were at Haymarket for 8.30am. Glad left in plenty of time as an hour later mass exodus of Lycra, BO and worn out trainers headed our way towards start. Was very impressed at entrepreneurial skills of the ice cream van man selling bananas at £1 EACH! Banana and water drank. Toilet stop. Jesus I feel for the poor sod who empties the Tardis's of Shit. However I was a lady and left mine in the Travelodge... 
DH and DD1 headed off and I went into pen in Zone F and soon found out I was (time wise) way back than should have been
but tough titty, just made it more interesting! People were fighting for space in bushes to pee in but I refused to bare my arse so cursed myself for drinking water as was dancing trying to not wet myself. Knew I'd have to stop at first portaloos on race. 
Race started. Men were getting their knobs out at start line and pissing into central reservation!
Even I was embarrassed...
First 3 miles kept at 8.3m/m to 9m/m pace, going over Tyne Bridge fantastic! At 3 mile mark bladder bursting so had to stop. Garmin paused but obviously can't pause chip so bit annoyed at myself for drinking too much.
Weather was fine, sunny and dry. Next few miles very busy, people starting to walk, i was struggling to get past people (was running on grass verge when could) and couldn't get much faster 9 min mile. Felt good though.
Got to 9 miles and felt it a bit. Paramedics were giving life saving procedures to a few men along the way which threw me, was quite upsetting.
Heavens opened - was torrential. Nice to cool down but going from warm to cool hard. Last 3 miles slowest, again hard to get going but felt good but knew if I pushed myself too much it'd be my downfall, my ankle twisted in a pot hole, felt it and my aim then was just to finish. I knew I'd do it