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The Brexit Arms. Is this Ben Elton? Is it free mulled wine and mince pies for everyone or a Corb-free Christmas 🎄?

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SingingLily · 08/12/2019 17:23

Welcome to the Brexit Arms!

The temporary Landlady is back but worry not, all is festive good cheer with just another three days to go until we reach the Only Poll That Really Matters. Till then, the gloves are still on!

A quick recap of the events of the last week or so:

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Anyone of any political persuasion who is prepared to join in, eschew goadery, and enjoy a laugh, welcome. First drinks are on the house.

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EpicShitDippedBatBiscuit · 10/12/2019 12:38

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

EpicShitDippedBatBiscuit · 10/12/2019 12:39

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The Brexit Arms. Is this Ben Elton? Is it free mulled wine and mince pies for everyone or a Corb-free Christmas 🎄?
SingingLily · 10/12/2019 12:42

Turned over to Politics Live two minutes too late. Jo Coburn had obviously already raised it. However, she did ask JA, "Will Labour win on Thursday?"

JA: "Yes!"

JC: "You're not just 'joshing', are you?"

JA: Confused

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EpicShitDippedBatBiscuit · 10/12/2019 12:43

Singing! 😂😂😂😂 Actual Lol.

SingingLily · 10/12/2019 12:46

One full day to go before the media blackout.

Time to:

The Brexit Arms. Is this Ben Elton? Is it free mulled wine and mince pies for everyone or a Corb-free Christmas 🎄?
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EpicShitDippedBatBiscuit · 10/12/2019 12:48

I’m waiting for the last Labour dead cat to fall first.... 😂

SingingLily · 10/12/2019 12:55

At this rate, it would have to be a bloody big mountain lion!

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Twattage13 · 10/12/2019 12:57

I'm just watching (well listening, you don't need to watch the picture) Politics Live on replay and this is excrutiatingly hilarious for John Ashworth - good for him for going on live TV and saying he is an idiot.

Limer · 10/12/2019 13:09

Gobsmacked at Ashworth - This election campaign gets more entertaining by the day!

Another letter from my Labour MP this morning saying "The Lib Dems can't win here" - which is true. But the Tories do have a decent chance.

DustyDiamond · 10/12/2019 13:19

At this rate, it would have to be a bloody big mountain lion!

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The Brexit Arms. Is this Ben Elton? Is it free mulled wine and mince pies for everyone or a Corb-free Christmas 🎄?
EpicShitDippedBatBiscuit · 10/12/2019 13:23

😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌

SingingLily · 10/12/2019 13:35

😂🤣😂🤣Dusty.

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SingingLily · 10/12/2019 13:38

Just by way of diversion...

We once spent a weekend in Havana, in the last days of Castro. It truly was a Socialist paradise: once-beautiful buildings with floorboards ripped up to use as firewood, ancient rust bucket cars held together with tape and string, locals willing to sell you anything for an American dollar. The older ones whispered wistfully of the "life BC": Before Castro. The younger ones whispered hopefully of "life AC".

It didn't feel safe to wander too far from the hotel for a place for dinner - the pester rate from people wanting to sell cigars, girls, boys, anything really, was just too much - so we walked 500 metres to the next hotel, the country's finest, the Hotel Nacional de Cuba.

There were armed guards around the perimeter of the hotel grounds, presumably to keep out the locals because the pester power disappeared as soon as we crossed the boundary. The guards let us in, though, because we were so obviously tourists. For a start, neither of us was wearing unmatched shoes.

The restaurant was nice but had faded grandeur and the wallpaper was peeling. The food was limited but well-cooked, right at our table. The attention from waiting staff was overwhelming. The only other customers were fellow tourists and men, lots of men, in cheap ill-fitting suits. "Very important people, Party officials" murmured the waiter. There were no other locals but hardly a surprise: our bill came to $80, US dollars accepted only, and the average local salary was the Cuban equivalent of $10. Per month. Only very important Party officials could afford to eat there.

The live band, who were excellent, tried to flog us copies of their original music...on cassette tapes. I explained as tactfully as I could that no one at home used cassette tapes anymore. They knew. They knew Cuba was out of step with the rest of the world but it was their world, the one they were living in. They also spoke hopefully of "life AC". DH gave them a $10 bill anyway.

When we disembarked from the short flight back to Cancun, DH kissed the tarmac because he was so grateful to be back in the real world.

That is a true story. It's not even the half of it. The whole weekend was an eye-opener. And you know what?

I'm still voting Conservative!!!!

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EpicShitDippedBatBiscuit · 10/12/2019 13:39

Good lord, it’s carnage on here and in twitter land today. 😬😂🤪

Thursday cannot come quick enough now.... fingers crossed on tonights MRP. 😬

EpicShitDippedBatBiscuit · 10/12/2019 13:41

“That is a true story. It's not even the half of it. The whole weekend was an eye-opener. And you know what?”

Holy shit! Socialism, what fun...

Twattage13 · 10/12/2019 13:47

Lily I was in Cuba two years ago and am pleased to report things are much improved now that they have allowed small businesses to start up. We did however eat in a government run restaurant (hard to find now) in Bay of Pigs and it was absolutely dire...the Hotel Nationale has had a makeover since you went there ;).

Twattage13 · 10/12/2019 13:49

To your point about cassettes - I also went to North Korea in 2017 - the cassette tape is still alive and well...

SingingLily · 10/12/2019 13:52

Thank goodness, Twattage. What did tear at my heartstrings was the mixture of hope and hopelessness on people's faces. They knew. They knew what had been done to their country and how they'd been left behind. They just wanted a better life. And isn't that the wish of any normal sensible person?

I had to get Home Office permission to visit Havana by the way. Same with Albania. It was years ago though.

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SingingLily · 10/12/2019 13:53

North Korea??? 😳

You're much braver than I am!

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Twattage13 · 10/12/2019 13:55

Lily I can tell you for sure that the North Koreans know as well but they are too scared to say because of the repercussions. I have also been to Albania back in the 1990s, I believe their situation is now also improving slowly. It was heartbreaking to see some of the slums there (I was on a United Nations trip at the time).

Twattage13 · 10/12/2019 13:57

Yes I have a degree in political history and I am forever curious about 'regimes'. I've also been to Zimbabwe this year - that's another shit-show.

I did have a small chuckle to myself last week when someone in the other thread said we were now living in the DPRK (Ie. North Korea). No my love we really are not...

SingingLily · 10/12/2019 14:00

North Koreans know as well but they are too scared to say because of the repercussions.

Heaven help them. If anyone wants to see a modern-day real and accurate comparison between a democracy and a Socialist paradise, South Korea and North Korea are where they should look.

West Germany and East Germany were the previous direct comparators. The East still hasn't quite caught up.

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SingingLily · 10/12/2019 14:04

Oh dear, another Labour call-to-arms not quite going according to plan. 😥

UK GENERAL ELECTION 2019
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/womens_rights/3756392-UK-GENERAL-ELECTION-2019

I've made my mind up about something though. I'm joining the Conservative Party and I'm going to use my membership to push from within for women's rights to be safeguarded. I know my local councillor is GC already from his comments on the doorstep. Time to capitalise on that.

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EpicShitDippedBatBiscuit · 10/12/2019 14:06

“I did have a small chuckle to myself last week when someone in the other thread said we were now living in the DPRK (Ie. North Korea). No my love we really are not...”

I know right? Then in the next breath, they want to vote for those that might actually wish to make it so!
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EpicShitDippedBatBiscuit · 10/12/2019 14:07

“I've made my mind up about something though. I'm joining the Conservative Party and I'm going to use my membership to push from within for women's rights to be safeguarded. I know my local councillor is GC already from his comments on the doorstep. Time to capitalise on that.”

Bloody great idea, might do the same when we can afford it!

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