Brexit Arms Festive Special. Will the Grinch steal christmas? Could it be ‘Christmas with the Kranks?’ Or will we end up with a ‘Blue’ Christmas after all?...🤷🏻‍♀️🎄

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First off, comrade Hilda has been busy in the propaganda dept! Praise be to Hilda! The dear leader will appreciate and reward your efforts with a cushy job in the newly opened Ministry of Bullshit. ✊🥀

Specials board.

⭐️ Snacks.

•Salty Bar nuts
(we always have too many)

•Marrow crisps,
I know you all hate them, but we had a glut and needed to do something with them. 🤷🏻‍♀️😬

⭐️ Mains.

A festive choice of...

•’Properly Stuffed’ “Christmas voting” Turkey.

•Festive Glazed Gammons.

•Goose that laid the Gilded socialist egg.

•’Whigs’ in blankets.

•Sauce for the Goose and Sauce for the Gander

•Brussels’ sprouts.
Divisive, yet still popular in some quarters...

•Neeps and tatties.
Grown in Corbyn’s Communist plot and kindly gifted back to us by the SNP.

⭐️Festive Drinks.

•Rebecca’s long Baileys.
Seems nice enough, but can be vicious if you have too much.

•Corbyn’s Victory Gin.
State sanctioned by big brother.

•Bag in, artisan Earl Grey Cocktail.
A Boris election special.

•Red flag Rum.
for the singing socialists among us.

•Egg nog.
Gifted by Trump. Sticks in your throat a bit, but it’s polite to drink it and pretend to half enjoy it anyway.

•The #ClassicDmitri.
Shaken and stirred. A Russian Vodka based Cocktail, shrouded in mystery and intrigue. No one really knows how it came to exist, but all we know is, that it might have happened. Somewhere. And now it’s on the menu. Enjoy!

⭐️Desserts.

•Imported Panettone.
Get it fast, I’m reliably informed we will never ever have it again post Brexit.

•Traditional Christmas pudding.
have a good look for that old fashioned sixpence inside, we might need it when all the money runs out.

•Damson jam steamed pudding.
I’m told by the suppliers, that It’s like the infamous Mumsnet chicken, we can get eleventy billion servings from it and still have more for the freezer.

As always, welcome to all who pass through this place, but, as ever please observe the sign above the bar. If you can’t read it. It says...

DON’T BE A TWAT.

🎄 🌟 🎁 🍸 🥜 🦃 🎅

Landlady - can I order a giant sized Pot and Kettle for Hate thanks!

Hahaha.

Nope.

Out of stock after a run on them today. Although I’m sure if you ask in the other shop, they will be able to assist you. They always seem to have plenty.

And we don’t do semantics here either thanks. The sign is very clear about that.

Potato, potaato, don’t be a twat.

Is this Ben Elton?

twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1203358705988915201

Wow so rude - someone's had a bit too much bitter tonight!

I like words, so kill me. I thought Hate might like to know the proper meaning of 'winsome' so future HoC rants won't be affected.

Y'know, you're never going to make it to the 13th if you're this uptight already..

Black is fine by me - but I see there aren't any in stock so it was just a wild promise you made that you couldn't fulfill.

I'm sure I've heard similar wild promises lately taps fingers, looks to sky oh yes, i remember now,the latest Labour manifesto had loads of those.

Are you ok Arsedarkly? I'm not sure what you mean - just I like words too, they can be fun and we can play with them.

Nothing more than that.

Ooooh Ben elton. Well, that’s done it, I’m convinced.

That was to Epic Hate

@bellinisurge
I agree you one of a rare breed of remainers that seem to have accepted Brexit. But it is a rare breed.

So question: If you were an MP would you have voted for TM deal on 1st/2nd/3rd attempt, what about the Boris Brexit deal? And would you have voted for them at all stages to get them through parliament?

Why do you think so many remain MPs said they accepted Brexit but refused to ever vote for ANY deal?

It is Ben Elton then. I take it that you watched it ...

Thank you for the confirmation. I wasn't sure.

“Thank you for the confirmation. I wasn't sure.”

How odd, did no one confirm it to you when you asked on the other thread?

Honestly, this shit takes the .

Gaslighting on steroids.

How odd, did no one confirm it to you when you asked on the other thread?

No. Nobody did actually.

Right. So you can’t check your own sources then? Did you get the link off Reddit?

Reddit? Sorry I don't know what that is.

I got it from Twitter. That is obvious on the link, isn't it?

So, what’s the game here then? you don’t know its Ben Elton, but somehow post it here questioning whether it is anyway, having already posted the link elsewhere. You want to know if Ive watched it, but it looks like you haven’t?

Pardon me for being

Watch your own sources, know what you are asking others to watch. Am I supposed to agree with something when you don’t even know what it is you are expecting me to agree with?

“Reddit? Sorry I don't know what that is.”

Yeah, that’s a familiar issue lately tbf.

I have watched it. Why did you think I hadn't?

It doesn't say on the video that it's Ben Elton, does it? I haven't seen him around for years - so wasn't sure that it was him. Why are you so angry?

I’m done for the day. This is all too bonkers even for me.

Dusty01, didn't you initially vote for Brexit? I mean it's understandable you regret your vote, but why keep poking people on this thread? Trying to absolve yourself of responsibility for your vote by by "being seen" to attack Leave voters? Behave yourself 😂
As for Ben Elton, I'm not sure why you're getting cheapies over him?
Mines a Bud Light please barmaid 🍻

I did vote to Leave yes. But I've always been against Austerity - that was why I stupidly voted to Leave. It was a protest vote.

I have changed my mind about Brexit but am far more concerned about the state of the country and immorality of our current government.

Reading here earlier, it was clear to me that the people that post on this thread are either unaware, or just don't care, about the things this man (Ben Elton) talks about on his video. That's why I wanted to post it here - to make people aware. Perhaps you all live in leafy suburbs, never use the NHS, don't use state schools, just never come across all this degradation. Perhaps it's that none of you are aware, rather than you don't care.

Perhaps you all live in leafy suburbs, never use the NHS, don't use state schools, just never come across all this degradation
Erm no, I have disabilities, as does my youngest child and I live in social housing...so please, don't try that with me

You've changed your mind, as is your right, but your faux outrage at people on this thread is hypocrisy of the highest order.

Bud light here for you michael. 🍺 I can’t turn a friendly customer down 😉

Dusty01, if you want to indulge in self flagellation and showing off your new hair shirt...Good for you. But we are not buying it.

My field of fucks is barren regarding Ben Elton. Why do you care so much about the opinion of a man whom 5 mins ago, you didn’t even recognise? And even more importantly, why should we care about his opinion?? He has had big, shouty opinions for years about left wing politics, this is nothing new.

My oldest child has CP. I am so fearful about her future, under the Tories.

It's not faux outrage. Not at all. Why on earth would it be? It's 100% real outrage. I honestly don't understand how anyone that's aware of the state that our country is in could vote for the Tories.

Especially people in your/my situation - Michael. Our lives and more to the point, our children's lives are going to suffer greatly if the Tories get in.

What do you think the Tories will do for the likes of us?