X - mas Election Songs

[MockersthefeMANist]

Fairytale of Newark
When a child is Bournemouth West
Have yourself a Birmingham Merry Hill Little Christmas.

Given that one issue will dominate this election:

All I Want for Christmas is E.U.

While shepherds watched lamb prices fall...

Corbyn the Red knows rain, dear.

In The Bleak Midwinter

Merry ElectionMas Everyone

The Coventry, North West, Carol

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Oh little town of Beckenham
How still we see thee lie.

We three Kings of Orpington are

Last Christmas I gave you my Hartlepool

Hey Big Batley and Spen-der

Oh and your Birmingham one is wrong, shouldn't that be "Winterval?!"

I'm dreaming of a ....[insert party colour of choice]... Christmas

All I Want for Christmas is E.U.

brilliant.

Election Time
Misanthropic Whines
Russians Tweeting
Targetted Lies

Oh Christmas Theresa, oh Christmas Theresa how love are your branches

Going away is the blue turd
Here to stay is the new turd

In the bleak Mid Dorset and North Poole

Book the halls for the election.
Tra la la la laa la la la laa
Buy a stubby pencil collection
Tra la la la laa la la la laa

It will be lonely this Christmas,
Without EU to hold.