Fifty Ways To Leave The EU

[MockerstheFeManist]

Just go WTO, Joe
Make sure you have a plan, Stan
Write it on a bus, Gus
And get your trade free

Quit the Euro-Court, Sport
And the Single Market, hark it
Get some frctionless trade, Jade
And get your sovereign-tee

go for no deal Neil?

shout it from the beach at Hove Gove

Join Operation Stack, Jack
Hoarde your baked beans, Dean
Ride a unicorn, Bjorn

Just get up and leave, Steve,
Jump off a log, Mogg
Make tax-dodging hay, May
And big bucks for me

Don't do it like this, Chris,
Avoid the cliff edge, Reg,
Beseech the EU, Sue
And take back control.

(Article 50 ways to leave......)

Hide that Grin, Corbyn
Love your Mirage, Farage
Don't plan to Stay, May
while Off to Singapore you run, Dyson

Away you Goey, Hoey
It's a Wetherspoons win, Martin
Put it in big font, Lamont
Why haven't we left EU yet, Geoff?

Social grenades to Lob, Raab
Put your companies in a Shell, Patel
Make a Fat Brexit Fart, Stuart
...Coz They Need us More than we Need Them

Don't keep it under your fez, Jez
Make it all clear, Kier
Try not to wince, Vince
No kippers for tea

You guys 😂😂😂😂

Geman Cartoon: the English Patient

Just plant your veg, Reg
Stock up on loo roll, Cole
Stockpile your meds, Debs
When it's no deal today...

Just say begone ,Macron.
Just hide in the bunker, Juncker

Take a jog Mogg
Give the ERG a rusk Tusk

Say no to purple Merkel
Take a chance France

Listen to reason, Stephen
Pack up your brolly, Olly
It's time to leave, Grieve
Don't you fret, Yvette

Find some karma, Starmer
We need a quickie, Nicky
Just move on, John
Auf Wiedersehen, Ken...

Just when?