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Dadstalking · 21/03/2019 14:40

  1. We are leaving the EU on the 29th March.
  2. Any EU citizens in the UK on that date may remain on the same terms as other UK citizens. Any child born in the UK after the 29 March 2019 shall be a UK citizen.
  3. There will be free movement to work or to settle, of EU citizens within the UK after that date but they will not be entitled to benefits of any description unless they are granted UK citizenship. There will be no visa restrictions.
  4. The UK will be a Tariff Free Trading Area for all EU countries.
  5. The UK will not place Customs controls on the UK/EU Land or Sea borders beyond restrictions in place on the 29th March.
  6. The UK will place all future EU laws before Parliament for ratification and, if approved, they shall be adopted as UK Law.
  7. The UK will trade world-wide, initially under WTO Rules , or by some such trade agreements that are in place on the 29th March 2019, or agreed independently of the EU following that date.
  8. Current EU projects shall be funded and continued for the term agreed. (eg - The European Space Agency, Europol and the European Union Common Intelligence Policy and Agency)
  9. The UK Supreme Court shall be the final arbiter of all UK Laws.
10. There shall be no 'Divorce Settlement'
OP posts:
RuggerHug · 21/03/2019 14:55

Both your balls crystal or just one? Or are you just hoping for the above?

1tisILeClerc · 21/03/2019 15:14
  1. Father Christmas arrives every week.
bellinisurge · 21/03/2019 15:26

In other news, pigs have mastered the ability to fly.

GCAcademic · 21/03/2019 15:28

Brilliant! Glad to know my unicorn won’t be held up at Customs!

HoneysuckIejasmine · 21/03/2019 15:28

What's this pile of bollocks? Many of your points contradict each other. Hmm

DGRossetti · 21/03/2019 15:30

I think the OP is proving a point.

1tisILeClerc · 21/03/2019 15:32

The point that is blunt and the beast that is dead?

DGRossetti · 21/03/2019 15:34

shrug

I think the OP was concerned that some people had written Leavers off as not having put much thought into the Brexit process, and decided to prove them wrong. Hence the post. As I said, it proves a point.

Theworldisfullofgs · 21/03/2019 15:35

Two things spring to mind.
Unicorns
You sound nervous.

MockerstheFeManist · 21/03/2019 15:45

Mini Production will move to Austria.
Airbus will close Broughton because of logistic barriers making it non-viable.
Fish will rot on the quayside because no one in the UK wants to eat whiting or hake, never mind gurnard and whelks.

But hey, blue passports, just like the Croatians.

DGRossetti · 21/03/2019 15:50

But hey, blue passports, just like the Croatians.

Which we could have had anyway. Without even asking anyone.

ContinuityError · 21/03/2019 15:55

The UK will trade world-wide

we already do.

Looking forward to hearing how we can trade tariff free with the EU but on WTO terms with everyone else when there is no FTA in place? (Hope no-one is going to claim Article XXIV is the answer).

DGRossetti · 21/03/2019 16:08

Looking forward to hearing how we can trade tariff free with the EU but on WTO terms with everyone else when there is no FTA in place?

That's above most Leavers pay grade. But they did win. So get over it.

prettybird · 21/03/2019 18:40

4. The UK will be a Tariff Free Trading Area for all EU countries.

Unless we have an agreed trade deal (or as a minimum, that that we have started such discussions in principle) with the EU, then that means that the UK has to be a tariff free trading area to the whole world ShockConfused

Pesky WTO rules Hmm

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