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Westminstenders: Screaming at the TV.

917 replies

RedToothBrush · 20/03/2019 16:16

Theresa May has asked for a short extension until 30th June, after Cabinet Brexiteers stopped her asking for a longer extension.

She has not stated the purpose of the extension beyond 'to pass her deal'. Which does not have a majority, because if it did May would be overturn the standing order Bercow invoked to block MVIII.

The EU have not reacted well to the request. Noises from France sound negative.

That doesn't mean we won't get one, but its not looking good. If we do it looks unlikely to go beyond May 23rd and EU elections.

We do not expect a response from the EU until Monday.

May has therefore in practice reinstated the possibility of no deal next Friday. Or at the end of any extension we do get.

She is due to give a speech on a podum at 6pm tonight.

Parliament has called an emergency debate on the extension to try and take control of debate. It, so far, looks like no more that the Brexit Secretary filibusting. Its going round and round in circles going no where.

Meanwhile rumours that Operation Yellowhammer will kick in on Monday are in the air. That's the first steps to martial law to manage no deal. This is very bad.

9 days to go.

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SparklySneakers · 20/03/2019 20:23

Hurry up I'm waiting to put LO to bed!

Horehound · 20/03/2019 20:24

She can't even be arsed to stress her people on time...

Belindabelle · 20/03/2019 20:25

Apparently she had a meeting with the ERG and didn’t leave the Commons till after 8pm. I reckon she has gone for a pee, put on some lippy and necked a stiff drink.

pepinana · 20/03/2019 20:25

This is beyond a joke, she's ten minutes late ffs.

TheMostBoringPersonEver · 20/03/2019 20:25

As an aside I thought it was T-UH-sk, as in elephant, but I notice recently people are saying t-oo-sk?

Jsmith99 · 20/03/2019 20:26

If anyone was still in any doubt about Jeremy Corbyn’s fitness to be PM, after this evening’s pathetic, petulant flounce, they now know. He isn’t, and he never will be.

BiglyBadgers · 20/03/2019 20:26

I imagine someone had to turn her off and back on again to reset standard speech mode

tobee · 20/03/2019 20:26

Where she said to the ERG "yes, have everything"

twattymctwatterson · 20/03/2019 20:26

Where is Tereseme?

momomia · 20/03/2019 20:27

What does PMK mean?

CordeliaEarhart · 20/03/2019 20:27

She just has to re-run the same lines of code that she always runs.

But she has to change the order of the ridiculous phrases so that requires new code. Maybe the random number generator determining the order has broken.

The whole "she's a robot" ideas does explain one thing - she's not prepared to extend beyond 30th June because she's subject to a 'millennium bug' type thing. All Brexit-related code is automatically junked at 11.59pm on 30th so she literally cannot deal with Brexit beyond that time.

SusanWalker · 20/03/2019 20:27

Jeremy is absolutely furious with the people leaving for the Tiggers. Perhaps he feels somewhat threatened. I also see him as someone who holds a grudge.

Lisette1940 · 20/03/2019 20:28

PMK=place marking

OublietteBravo · 20/03/2019 20:28

C’mon Treeza. Get on with it. My nerves can’t take it anymore.

SparklySneakers · 20/03/2019 20:28

As an aside has anyone else noticed that women, the SNP, and labour are more likely to have other MPs talking loudly in the background and generally showing a lack of respect?

Andonandonan · 20/03/2019 20:28

Where is she?!

tobee · 20/03/2019 20:28

Making a late entrance will be the only drama I feel

Lisette1940 · 20/03/2019 20:29

Can't believe Corbyn walked out of that meeting.

dreichuplands · 20/03/2019 20:29

Stands to reason she would have to have a meeting with the ERG first, I wish I understood their hold over her.

twattymctwatterson · 20/03/2019 20:29

I think she's climbed out of a bathroom window and commando crawled to safety

SeeYouLaterUserData · 20/03/2019 20:30

If I were her, I'd have done a runner. Cunning move getting press to focus on the podium of doom whilst she nips out the back door.

tobee · 20/03/2019 20:30

Maybe they have the new Duracell dreich?

TryItAndDieFatLass · 20/03/2019 20:30

Corbyn walked out because it was meant to be party leaders. Umma and Soubry were both there. Its bad timing but proves to everyone how May promises one thing but does what she wants anyway

Motheroffourdragons · 20/03/2019 20:30

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NoWordForFluffy · 20/03/2019 20:31

I imagine someone had to turn her off and back on again to reset standard speech mode

Grin 🤣