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Westministenders: A week in politics is a long time....

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RedToothBrush · 05/11/2017 12:28

Lost track of politics in the last week or so?

Someone asked how do I keep on top of this? I’ve struggled this week there is so much going on.

Brexit seems to be on a bit of a back burner and we have become utterly swamped in mud and sleaze and corruption allegations

So here is a summary of the last week:

  1. Government defeated over the impact reports due to an ancient parliamentary protocol. They must release papers to the public though this is likely to be heavily redacted.
  2. Currently we are holding talks about talks with the EU. Instead of speeding up talks. They are annoyed at us for this.
  3. Baroness Anelay, the minister responsible for getting the Repel Bill through the Lords, quit citing an injury caused by jumping out of a helicopter several years ago. She was the second person to quit this role. Lord Bridges quit saying it was impossible task.
  4. Michael Gove has joined the Brexit Cabinet, which now has a majority of Leavers.
  5. There is currently no one employed at the Brexit department for strategic planning.
  6. Brexit Bill likely to face even more opposition in the face of Williamson’s self promotion. More Remainers who have been loyal to May talking of joining the Rebel Forces.
  7. The has been a threat to rig the Lords to pass the Repel Bill according to Lord Adonis
  8. Clegg, Adonis and Clarke went to see Barnier. Farage got jealous.
  9. Talks for Stormont broke down. No direct rule but not home rule. Who is ruling is a mystery, but the same can be said in England at present. DUP are not getting their dosh.
  10. FTA may not be possible on lines UK want as it would be better than Canada and South Korea and that’s not legally allowed. The real problem for the UK is services.
  11. EHCR related issues – prisoner voting rights and letter to Romanian which brings into question whether the EHCR is deliberately being flouted.
  12. Clause in the data protection bill which allows it to be ignored ‘cos immigration’.
  13. The Electoral Commission are being sued for allowing over spending by Vote Leave
  14. Arron Banks is being investigated by the Electoral Commission over how he donated to political causes
  15. UKIP whistleblowers reported donations they thought were odd and not declared but only just has come to light
  16. Arron Banks is winding up a charity under investigation by the Charities Commission
  17. Arron Banks paid for Kate Hoey to go to Washington DC.
  18. Lord Ashcroft apparently exposed by the Bermuda hack, like Robert Mercer
  19. Steve Baker reported for taking money from the mysterious donor to the DUP
  20. Priti Patel breaks ministerial code with an undisclosed trip to Israel with lobbyist. May says she has done nothing wrong, despite it being clear breech of the rules.
  21. Michael Fallon quit over multiple incidents
  22. Damien Green embroiled in accusation over Kate Maltby. Also having a fight with former counter terrorism copper who he has history with over ‘extreme porn’ found on his computer during a raid. Copper previously said he had been set up in the paper but dropped the accusation. Green is denying everything
  23. Charlie Elphicke has had the whip removed and case has been referred to police. Says he has done nothing wrong and isn’t even aware of what he has been accused of.
  24. Steven Crabb under investigation for sexting. Has apologised.
  25. Michael Garnier under investigation for dildo buying. Has apologised
  26. Daniel Kawcyznski allegedly tried to set up dates with aides and wealthy friends
  27. Dan Poulter reported by fellow tory MP Andrew Bridgen for allegedly putting hands up skirts. Whips told in 2010.
  28. Chris Pincher alleged pound shop Weinstein who attempted to untuck the shirt of former Olympic rower and tory activist Alex Story.
  29. Gavin Barwell former whip and May’s special adviser. Broke special advisor code by tweeting politically controversial things. Is accused of being complicit in hiding the bodies and not taking action.
  30. Gavin Williamson gave himself a promotion and pissed everyone off. As former whip knows all the dirt but is vulnerable as a result of that, as he didn’t report or discipline offenders.
  31. ‘The Lift Lunger’ – as yet unnamed Tory MP said to have ‘attacked’ Labour MP in taxi. Date rape drugs possibly involved.
  32. Boris Johnson, Alok Sharma and Tobias Ellwood all named as having contact with the mysterious Maltese professor named in the Papadopoulos indictment.
  33. Farage makes anti-Semitic remarks on LBC. That’s Farage, a person of interest to the FBI.
  34. Three indictments in USA for Trump Russia. Which implicate a whole load of people by association.
  35. Some stuff is going on in Saudi Arabia which should have half an eye kept on it.
  36. Jared O’Mara, Clive Lewis, Ivan Lewis and Kelvin Hopkins on the Labour Shit List. Also a rape allegation against a Labour activist which was shut down by a senior Labour figure

This week the Repel Bill and the Budget. Plus no doubt, lots more scandal.

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LurkingHusband · 08/11/2017 18:10

It's good to hear Tory MPs question the Brexit dividend, although despite his contributions to nominative determinism wasn't Hunt a remainer ?

QuentinSummers · 08/11/2017 18:12

When the warning signs are there why does the electorate still vote for these people?Take Liam Fox and his Adam Werrity embarassment. Five years later his constituency are still voting for him, and he gets makes a come back being promoted to high office.
It's two party politics. Lots of people see anything other than labour/conservative vote as wasted and lots of people would never vote Labour ever especially under JC. Gives a nice safe seat where cockwombles like Fox/Johnson/Gove can sit, ignoring their constituents and just keeping their party happy. Added bonus is the opposition then can't really be arsed to campaign properly so we end up with these wazzocks thinking they are invincible and behaving badly.
Really upsets me A LOT especially at the moment when our country is going down the pan

Mightybanhammer · 08/11/2017 18:40

thecat I agree absolutely with every word of your last few posts.
It feels like we are living in a political comedy/ satire. And it's real.
Who needs truth and facts when simply asserting something makes it true?
What on earth can we do?

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 08/11/2017 18:46

It’s what’s going on in America as well. Fuck reality as long as my side is winning. Except really, we all lose. If we can pretend nothing bad is happening, then how do we hold people to account for their actions?

BiglyBadgers · 08/11/2017 18:48

What on earth can we do?

Keep our heads, keep pointing out the real truth, and most of all (as they say in America) keep persisting. It is the only way.

DrivenToDespair · 08/11/2017 18:58

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HashiAsLarry · 08/11/2017 19:14

Patel has reportedly resigned, according to Laura K and Michael Crick.

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 08/11/2017 19:23

Not to rain on any parades but she might just do a fox and resurface down the line

Laura Kuenssberg
@bbclaurak
Allowing her technically to resign allows a way back potentially one day for Patel

mrsreynolds · 08/11/2017 19:24

So may didn't sack her after all....

Peregrina · 08/11/2017 19:33

Maybe she jumped before she was pushed?

OlennasWimple · 08/11/2017 19:34

I'm assuming so, Peregrina

Lots of time to pen a resignation letter on a long plane journey Smile

HashiAsLarry · 08/11/2017 19:53

Apparently she wanted to leave with dignity.

Marina Hyde says she'd need a TARDIS for that Grin

prettybird · 08/11/2017 20:19

So May demonstrates yet again just how weak she is. She can't even fire a wayward member of the Cabinet and lets them walk.

Michael Fallon I can just about understand, but Patel was slam dunk gross ministerial misconduct (as opposed to just "plain" misconduct) Hmm

QuentinSummers · 08/11/2017 20:22

Wonder if Liam was coaching Priti on the plane? Hmm

BiglyBadgers · 08/11/2017 20:23

Glad to see Twitter at least is seamlessly swapping to a 'how come Patel is gone, but Boris is still in place' line now. It will be interesting to see if the news follows on this or not.

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 08/11/2017 20:35

Don't know if this will come to anything but there is a petition to remove Boris:

www.change.org/p/boris-step-down-as-foreign-secretary?utm_medium=email&utm_source=petition_update&utm_campaign=179429&sfmc_tk=cK8f1w1hRFcjlpnVG5r5xgb3RYQn7UhuaVg26Eslhbk6AFwPBzZzyppZQz2B0l%2b2&j=179429&sfmc_sub=199626322&l=32_HTML&u=33389536&mid=7259882&jb=50

It's apparently been picked up by The Press Association and the International Business Times

mrsreynolds · 08/11/2017 20:38

Signed it yesterday 👍

BigChocFrenzy · 08/11/2017 21:36

The metro fromt page has "Priti Shambolic"

  • sums up the entire govt
BigChocFrenzy · 08/11/2017 21:37

Patel’s resignation letter: “.... best of intentions, my actions fell below the standards of transparency and openness that I have promoted and advocated.”

BigChocFrenzy · 08/11/2017 21:37

translation: "I was rumbled"

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 08/11/2017 21:48

Robert Peston@Peston
After her hideous day, the prime minister arrives tonight for a dinner with friends - a banquet at Stationers’ Hall in the City to celebrate Paul Dacre’s 25 years as Daily Mail editor. More on News at 10 on ITV at 10 @NewsAtTen

Matthew Green‏ @MatthewGreen02

After a hideous day, the Prime Minister goes out for dinner with Paul Dacre so she can be told what she must do next.

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 08/11/2017 21:49

Schona Jolly QC‏ @WomaninHavana

Somewhere, tonight, Boris Johnson is raising a glass to his lucky stars.

Somewhere else, a British woman fears the starless years ahead.

BigChocFrenzy · 08/11/2017 22:02

Peter Hitchens says the UK is in a pre civil war condition:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dMT38PSCHjY

(don't read the comments below the video - barking Brexiters)

Ballsfffftpsss · 08/11/2017 22:12

"a banquet at Stationers’ Hall in the City to celebrate Paul Dacre’s 25 years as Daily Mail editor."

Wow. This government really has no class nor shame.

thecatfromjapan · 08/11/2017 22:19

Ed Miliband appears to have commented on Twitter on that news, Balls, with the comment "FFS".

(I'm really going to have to learn how to reference that properly.)