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Westminsterenders: The Ersatz ImitationThread

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OlennasWimple · 25/07/2017 20:59

I am no RedToothBrush, so I'm not going to try to emulate her exception OP style.

Here, though, in the interests of carrying on our conversations about WTF is going on with Brexit and the weird political world we find ourselves in right now, is a sort of continuation thread

(Hurry back Red, we need you!)

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RedToothBrush · 02/08/2017 11:37

www.theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/02/bus-seats-mistaken-burqas-anti-immigrant-group-norwegian?CMP=twt_gu
Bus seats mistaken for burqas by members of anti-immigrant group
Comments posted on Norwegian ‘Fatherland first’ Facebook group call empty seats on Oslo bus ‘terrifying’

'Terrorist' Bus Seats.

prettybird · 02/08/2017 11:39

That Trump article is pathetic. There are so many degrees of wrongness in his statements.

First, does he not realise that Britain and the British Isles are a geographical entity? Shock Just because Scotland might leave the UK, doesn't mean it will leave the geographical entities in fact it would be impossible Confused It shouldn't be too difficult for him grasp, given that the USA and Canada are two separate countries that share the land mass that is North America (and some definitions would include Mexico too). The fact that some people say America when they mean the USA is just "shorthand" and laziness as ds frequently reminds me

Second, the R&A is based in Scotland, so even you were to wrongly accept his first premise, then it is the English courses which would be most at risk. Confused

To be fair on his level of sheer ignorance, during Indyref, there were ignorant people who argued the same thing about the British Lions. Confused

BigChocFrenzy · 02/08/2017 11:42

What a shower: Confused policy statements "by whoever has charge of the megaphone" while TMay is on hols

She is flying to the Swiss Alsps now for Part 2 of her hols
So expect more chaos

(Telegraph paywall) www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/31/analysis-boris-johnsons-silence-forced-downing-street-rein-philip/

Having had sole charge of the megaphone while Theresa May is on holiday,
Mr Hammond had merrily told the world that Britain would have a “standstill” transition in March 2019, in which “many arrangements” would be “very similar” to the day we left the EU.
......
The Treasury insisted that this was entirely “consistent” with Mr Hammond’s position, but language, and perception, are vital in politics and Downing Street had chosen language that left the perception Mr Hammond was being undermined.

Mr Johnson and Dr Fox, two of the Cabinet’s “three Brexiteers” (with David Davis making up the trio) were both thousands of miles away when Mr Hammond hogged the Brexit agenda last week.

Conveniently for Mr Hammond, Mr Johnson was in Australia at the time and Dr Fox was in America, leaving them isolated from London and each other.

With New York 14 hours behind Sydney, and with no prospect of raising Mrs May on her summer break in Lake Garda, the two men were reduced to texting each other to ask what was going on.

< how UK govt is run atm. Maybe carrier pigeons next time - since Brexiters keep looking back in history >

Treasury sources insist Mr Johnson and Dr Fox spoke to the Chancellor “lots” of times by phone last week.
Sources close to Mr Johnson deny this.
< well, that clarifies matters Confused >

Dr Fox’s friends, meanwhile, said he stood by a Sunday Times interview in which he said he had “not been party” to any discussions about a potential three-year transition period,
even though the Treasury claimed the interview, conducted on July 24, was out of date.
< 24 July was yeeeeears ago >

prettybird · 02/08/2017 11:56

Maybe Fox and BoJo should Satara using WhatsApp - at least it's end-to-end encrypted Grin

....at least, while Amber Rudd still lets "real people" to make use of end-to-end encryption Angry

Peregrina · 02/08/2017 11:57

Theresa May defied her staid public image by leading a bar full of holidaymakers in a spontaneous rendition of God Save the Queen during her trip to Italy last week.

I am really trying - honest - but it's hard to think of anything more cringeworthy.

Those of us who are old enough will remember that cinema showings used to end with the National Anthem being played. Everyone used to rush for the exits before it struck up and so they stopped doing that.

LurkingHusband · 02/08/2017 12:06

Those of us who are old enough will remember that cinema showings used to end with the National Anthem being played.

And, if Lurking family lore is to be believed, TV as well, at shutdown.

Double dose of the cringes then.

Perhaps Brexit will see a return of quota quickies ? Bigging up the nightlife in Skegness. After all, it's hardly like Britizens will be flocking abroad after 2019.

Motheroffourdragons · 02/08/2017 12:09

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Peregrina · 02/08/2017 12:20

24 July was yeeeeears ago

A week is a long time in politics, don't forget.

HashiAsLarry · 02/08/2017 12:27

talking of national anthems I give you closing the BBC with the national anthem EDM

prettybird · 02/08/2017 12:37

Satara = start Blush

heaven knows why autocorrect replaced it with the name of a camp in the Kruger Confused

BigChocFrenzy · 02/08/2017 12:52

Joys to anticipate ....
If we're really lucky, in the next Tory party broadcast, May will lead the nation in a patriotic singsong
She has the people skills for this ....

I'm sufficiently ancient mature to remember the beeb used to play the National Anthem when programs ended, i.e. before midnight most days
How standards have fallen
< clutches pearls to heaving (flat) bosom >

BigChocFrenzy · 02/08/2017 12:59

When Harold Wilson stated his classic " a week is a long time in politics" he was thinking more of outside events,
even if that included ministers being caught with their trousers down
(the age before dead pigs didn't matter)

He might have given us a more cutting aphorism if he'd ever observed a govt in such headless chicken chaos, policy depending on who last grabbed the megaphone while the PM has bolted is on holiday.

Valentine2 · 02/08/2017 13:31

Is May just lain ol thick or very narcissist or both?
Who falls for something like this?
It is like a slap in her face and she stood up to lead? Honestly, I wonder what is wrong with her. Hmm

Motheroffourdragons · 02/08/2017 13:35

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lalalonglegs · 02/08/2017 13:41

I don't think she is thick or narcissistic - she's just very, very out of touch and out of her depth. The stern headmistress act can only get her so far. And I don't believe for a minute that she led a rousing chorus of God Save the Queen.

LurkingHusband · 02/08/2017 13:43

And I don't believe for a minute that she led a rousing chorus of God Save the Queen.

Fake news, innit ?

Peregrina · 02/08/2017 13:49

Wouldn't most of the people in her Italian hotel been foreigners? Would they really have sung a rendition of God Save the Queen?

PattyPenguin · 02/08/2017 14:08

Well, quite, it's hardly likely to have resembled the Red Lion in Torremolinos.

LurkingHusband · 02/08/2017 14:16

Wouldn't most of the people in her Italian hotel been foreigners?

Theresa May has a pathological dislike of foreigners ... you can bet your life this was a naice English enclave ...

Anyway, most Italians will have buggered off ... Ferragosto and all that ?

woman12345 · 02/08/2017 14:22

Labour to fight to keep UK in single market after Brexit
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/02/labour-fight-keep-uk-single-market-brexit/

Back from a warm democracy which welcomes refugees, hi folks Smile

SwedishEdith · 02/08/2017 14:36

I sense she just doesn't mix much. With anyone but, especially, young people.

Valentine2 · 02/08/2017 15:29

I think it is a big joke either way. You can probably see a lot of memes coming out of it if some picture comes out some how.

I still don't feel Labour are going wrong at this rate. The disillusion of Leave voters is monumental. These frustrated people are OUR people no matter what. They are giving the concept of "single market and customs union at the very least" vs "apocalypse of Jain destruction etc" and that is something a common person in this country with even a little school education can understand. You don't need a PhD to understand this simple concept. I am just hoping they "deliver" on the right time. The word of mouth from the City regarding Brexit consequences is beginning to get me down so much. Sad

Valentine2 · 02/08/2017 15:30

Jain = jobs 😣

prettybird · 02/08/2017 15:36

James O'Brien taking apart the Daily Mail's front page and the delusions of the Leave voters on LBC. Funny but sad because it is so true.

http://www.lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/james-obrien/james-obrien-destroys-daily-mail-front-page-eu/?cmpid=lbc.email.alert.02-08-17.-.crm_&cmp=EMC-SAIL%22

BlueEyeshadow · 02/08/2017 15:42

For those who voted Labour but do not back brexit

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