I don't believe this!.....after reading a post on here yesterday about someone's husband soiling himself and the carpet when he was drunk, my husband only went out yesterday with his mates and got blind drunk. He then came home about midnight and lo and behold I come downstairs this morning to find a huge steaming turd in the middle of the living room! If he wasn't so stupid I would swear he'd done it on purpose.....as you can imagine I'm pretty annoyed at the moment.
What do you think I should do?