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What do you think Legolas wears under his cloak- book day costume needed we have the hair and the bow and arrows

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slowreader · 28/09/2007 21:30

School uniform?

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slowreader · 05/10/2007 14:49

Eomer.
Thanks.
I'll have him then.
Or Boromir but I don't like his arrowholes.

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saltire · 05/10/2007 14:51

now I like Sean Bean, but to me Boromir just looks like he needs a bloody good wash, they walk through enough rivers, you'd think he would wash his hair in one of them

DarrellRivers · 05/10/2007 14:52

Eowyn kicked arse though

slowreader · 05/10/2007 14:54

I think Legolas used up all the soap early on, Saltire.

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saltire · 05/10/2007 14:57

Well he did always look clean compared to the others. Now dirty Aragorn I don't mind

ThreadyKrueger · 05/10/2007 14:58

Can I have Faramir. I'm sure he washes more than his brother and he's all sensitive (but still pleasantly brutal)

Tortington · 05/10/2007 14:59

eowyn is a slag SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

DarrellRivers · 05/10/2007 14:59

I'm with Saltire, legolas v nice, but just a bit too clean.
I'll fight you for the dirty Aragorn

Tortington · 05/10/2007 15:00

eowyn - " ohhh who should i latch/leech onto next - of the male persuasion"

so fickle.

Tortington · 05/10/2007 15:00

why one or the other

both

legolas AND aragorn.

Tortington · 05/10/2007 15:02

looking at legolas in the film - he was much more fanciable than reading about him

in fact in the book - when read - there isn't a sexy charachter

strider was a bit rough too rough - not pretty rough but ASBO rough

the FILM MADE A MOCKERY of boromir - a fucking MOCKERY

sean bean MY ARSE

should have been brian blessed

slowreader · 05/10/2007 15:02

I am afraid Legolas and Aragorn were made for

each other.

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DarrellRivers · 05/10/2007 15:04

but she fought in battle well

slowreader · 05/10/2007 15:06

Yes better than Arwen lying around on sofas moaning to her (rather lovely) dad.

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saltire · 05/10/2007 15:07

Don't let my DH hear you critcise Arwen.

DarrellRivers · 05/10/2007 15:08

I feel the need to watch LOTR tonight hmm

ThreadyKrueger · 05/10/2007 15:22

Legolas is not sexy. He is an elf. I don't believe for a minute that elves reproduce sexually. That's why Arwen couldn't stand any more of it. She gave up immortality to have a shag with Aragorn.

janeiteofthelivingdead · 05/10/2007 21:04

Lol Thready.

I'll take Aragorn please - Legolas/aka Orlando very PRETTY but not really sexy.

Bryan Blessed much too old for Boromir - but has the right sort of ruggedness I think. I didn't mind Sean Bean tbh - but again, not at all sexy.

Am I the only one to have LOATHED Liv Tyler as Arwen? Totally ruined the films for me.

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