Er excuse me, i have just been informed my child gets less education than yours cos of where i live

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here children attend playgroup aged 3, preschool (for my dd's the preschool is actually in the primary school building) aged 4, then start primary school aged 5

i now understand in England children start school aged 4

i feel like my children will be missing out on a years education!

or am i talking shite

i have started talking aobut education even thought im in the pub now lucy

want another? its my round

Mine's a pint, please

oh go on then I'll have a pint too - don't usually start talking about stuff like education until about my third though.

sigh< I always wanted to go to the tattie picking but my Mum wouldn't let me.

I was out at the weekend and Scottish non-smoking pubs rock! Just I shame I couldn't keep my eyes open past 11pm and was all tucked up back home in bed before midnight.

ok, three pints of gin and tonic please barmaid

make it 4, mrs spoon secretly wants one too

Ah, yes please!