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this must be the parpiest of parpiest article

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cod · 25/04/2006 12:27

int h paper its acconmpanies byt two girls in boaters ffs

THIS is why i want to kill most peopel hwo go to private shcools

\link{http://www.timesonline.co.uk/newspaper/0,,171-2149872,00.html\nobs of nobsley in nob land}

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Bugsy2 · 25/04/2006 12:59

Urgh, how smug & horrible!
I honestly thought it was a wind-up. It is is so self-congratulatory. I notice no report on the fictional lodger in the aupairs room!!!! Bet that never happened - who the hell would want to lodge with them?

hulababy · 25/04/2006 13:00

Well, lots of things I don't like too - each to their own.

Hats actually look nice on DD too, and she looks sweet in them when tried on. She certainly won't look like a "nob" or any other similar turn of phrase. No doubt she'll look as lovely wearing that as any other clothing she wears. I like school uniforms though - a whole different thread!

Worst thing with this article is that it realy does make the mother, and sadly through this mother the child also, as being very unpleasant and looking down on the state school and its pupils. But then the reverse is also happening on this thread in places. Hopefully, most of us will bring our children upnot to look down on anyone ragrdless of where they live, where they go to school, who they are, etc.

Agree this article is pants though and absolutely ridiculous!

Bink · 25/04/2006 13:01

Yes - re Polly Filler - that's the problem. It's not even saying anything, it's boasting about having had a spot of bother and finding a way round it. It could be about anything, gardening or choosing a holiday or whatever. It could be "ooh where are my glasses? ah yes of course how about looking on my nose, well well here are my glasses" - but it gets printed because it's got a sellable subject line.

foundintranslation · 25/04/2006 13:02

\link{http://www.partydomain.co.uk/d-commerce/product1727.html\that is a boater expat, although that is presumably not little Florence wearing it}

LIZS · 25/04/2006 13:02

please . Just how pretentious is that, "mental maths" fgs - ds makes no such distinction, it is all maths to him ! Gives all private shcool a bad press but no boaters or caps here ! Somewhat surprised the school could take them back as such short notice.

dinosaure · 25/04/2006 13:02

What a picture! PMSL...

gegs73 · 25/04/2006 13:10

hahahah nob land - is that in surrey?

quanglewangle · 25/04/2006 13:12

It will all backfire on them.
Universities are discovering that state school kids with good grades are a better bet than those turned out of spoon-fed private schools and offering placed accordingly.
Some/a medical schools (so I am told) favour state school kids as they relate to the patients better - better bed-side manner.

HaHaHa Grin

poppyknot · 25/04/2006 13:17

Thanks for posting this - I read it on the train and felt very gloomy, mostly because of the uppity tone. Am I one of those "satisfied, happy parents dropping off their children" who obvioulsy doesn't realise how little education their child is getting?

And there was me thinking that DD1 in her P1 class of 30 was getting loads of attention and callenging things to do. (A lot of impressive work with money, adding and sentences!)

Flum · 25/04/2006 13:22

I know without a doubt that it ain't worth it. My DH went to one of the best schools in the country and spared no time in p*ssing that grand education right up the wall.

He wants to send ours to private school and I would if we could REALLY EASILY afford it. But if there was even a 1% chance (which in reality is a 90%) that we would end up having to move them to a state school then no way would I start them off in private.

cod · 25/04/2006 13:26

god he is posh though flum
get mil to pay

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DominiConnor · 25/04/2006 13:30

It is a bit of a Polly Filla article of course, and doesn't actually ring true. I rather think it is at least partly made up.

Most private schools are over subscribed, such that if you left, I wouldn't assume you could go straight back.
Also the pickup seems to be nearly all at-home mothers, so I rather think the journo is "polishing" the story here as well. It doesn't work.
How can you tell just by looking whether someone is an au-pair, nanny, friend of the parent or parent ? She couldn't have known that, so it's probably fabricated. Maybe she spoke to a couple, and generalised, or just made it up.

As for the dumb bint's statement on "Where we live, there’s a strong sense that if you’ve got any money you scrape to afford private education."
Again how can she know ?
Next door to us is a state teacher, we don't know her views, to my knowledge we've never spoken to the people two doors away, like most people we couldn't name more than a dozen people in our street after 10 years. We don't know their views on education, and neither can she. This is made up as well.

The stuff about the house does ring true, because it shows her and husband to be selfish vacant tarts.

I'd go hungry rather than send my kids to the nearest state school, and would see selling the house as a relief that I had the resources to use that way. Educating my kids from 3 to 25 is going to cost me more than the house. I don't like that one little bit, but no one said parenting is easy or cheap.

As for "boaters" where did that come from ?
Very few private schools have these, and our kids wear uniform much like those used by local state schools.

frogs · 25/04/2006 13:30

Agree, bink, it is actually a completely nothing article.

If you remove the state v private school/money/class hooks designed to snare the reader, the story is no more than: I took my child out of one school and six weeks later changed my mind and moved her back again.

Quite how that leads logically into the 'State schools are inferior to private schools' generalisation on which the whole piece hangs is beyond me. Clearly logic not her strong point.

cod · 25/04/2006 13:32

mental maths for mental mother

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Flum · 25/04/2006 13:33

Yeah, posh but expelled Cod. ha ha ha. Still makes me chuckle. His mum still gets a dark look across his face when its mentioned.

MIL probably would pay but I can't be outnumbered by too many poshos can I. I went to state school and got good degree and prof qual.

I rate foreign holidays way way way above my little darlings wearing boaters to school and being in small classes where they don't learn to take their turn.

alexsmum · 25/04/2006 13:34

dominiconnor are you anticipating your kids being held back a lot? still at school at 25? i'd demand a refund!Grin

Flum · 25/04/2006 13:34

across HER face obviously MIL has not had sex change.

cod · 25/04/2006 13:34

ah well thats good
droev past yours again at half term
ahd a GOOD Look

are you ducis or kingston

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Flum · 25/04/2006 13:35

Apparently they were 'Quate sent to Coventry by all our 'friends''

hulababy · 25/04/2006 13:35

State primary school I did some IT work with DID do mental maths. They had a slot in their timetable to do this most days. They did 20 quick fire mental maths questions, marked each others and then collected in marks. This was before days of literacy and numeracy hours though.

cod · 25/04/2006 13:35

arfiity arf

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Nightynight · 25/04/2006 13:35

arghhhh
what a precious article.

lets just hope that this family can stay in la-la land all their lives and never have to pig along with the rest of us, as it would clearly cause them too much suffering.

and its not brave and noble to stretch your family to breaking point just for a private education.
oh paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp!

quanglewangle · 25/04/2006 13:36

I thought primary schools were heavily into mental maths these days anyway? National Curriculum and all that.

Think she was just looking for an excuse, any excuse, to remove dd and so didn't want to look too deeply into it. She probably didn't fit in with the playground mums herself if truth be told.

Flum · 25/04/2006 13:37

we are just after kingston half a mile before the Esso roundabout. Little white cottage with pink roses around the door (ok.....the roses are yellow) arf arf.

cod · 25/04/2006 13:39

think s esso..............

ok whichc is hte one with the house being renovated on teh main road and the church on a roudn about

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