Take a look at this listing - vintage petticoat, anyone?

[malovitt]

what's this all about then?
Check out her other 'items' and 'illustrative photos' too..

Owwww - my eyes, my eyes...

Gah! my eyes! my eyes!

There are sooo many pervs on ebay

That is the funniest thing i've ever seen on Ebay. WTF??? Does she come with the petticoat then? £21.00 - with 2 bids and 2 days to go?

That is truly the funniest set of pictures ever. Maybe she should be advertising on a different sort of magazine...
Thank you so much malovitt for bringing that to our attention!

Malovitt - exactly how did you 'stumble' across the lovely Frances Mary?

OMFG! My eyes will never recover.....I feel queazy.

I need to bleach my eyes

Exhibitionist anyone?

Yak - have you looked at the comments on he profile bleeeugh.

paolosgirl My friend alerted me to it - she intended to make a can-can outfit for a fancy dress party and was looking for a few cheap petticoats that she could alter.

I think she's going to hire one after seeing this.

I just showed DP, he wants to know why I would subject his poor wee eyes to that. Well if I'm getting the boak, he is getting it too!

Those comments are from men who don't get out much I think.

Look at how much this one went for!

What??? I'm

I am and with a bit of

I'm in the wrong job.

I've seen loads of manky old slips in church jumble sales over the years, I could have been loaded by now if I'd played my cards right.

Yeah, but are you as photogenic as Frances Mary?

Wish I hadn't looked now. What the heck is wrong with her!

ewwwwwww

Not surprised at the price tag. There's a lot of work involved making them.

Are those people leaving comments on her profile taking the piss?

"There are not enough stars in the sky to show how much your listing are appreciated"

"What an adorable beauty! I have not yet had the pleasure of buying anything from you and am sad to think of all the wonderful things I've missed so far but just seeing you model your items is a delight! "

"You look fantastic in your Santa outfit, would love to be the one to unwrap you on Xmas morning"

"Your husband is so lucky to have such a feminine, glamorous and radiant wife! "

I know there are all sorts, but they can't really mean those things can they?

hocuspontas
For a profit of £90, I reckon I could easily re-create the pose where she is gazing out of her patio doors in that white slip with the roll of fat poking out from her bra.

Where's my camera?

Obviously nylon is the new black