why would you put a pair of shoes on a toilet?

[TonyAlmeida]

(and not the obligatory laminate floor) to photograph
and if these are Boden I will eat my own arse.

cgi.ebay.co.uk/BODEN-WOMENS-ANKLE-BOOTS-SIZE-40-BLACK-SUEDE_W0QQitemZ360123138010QQcmdZViewItemQQptZ WomensShoes?hash=item360123138010&trksid=p3286.c0.m14&trkparms=72%3A1295%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39 %3A1%7C240%3A1318

pmsl

They look ugly enough to be Boden?

I must be tired.

I thought this thread meant that they were shoes for a toilet.

I'll get my coat.

They are rapist shoes.

They're blokes shoes aren;t they?

it is time we had a fetish thread n'est ce pas?

to start you off

Ohhh no

I just don't understand!

Urgh, that last ones put me right off me pastie.

I'm just a bit scared now

Although can see money making potential!

WTF?!!
School uniform collection? Blardy heel!!!

I need a new career! I am stunned.

Yuck stockings lady needs a pedicure, or a cheese grater. vom.

207 pounds for worn shoes????

I need to get into this ebay lark!

That e-bay auction for the knickers should be removed! I tried to sell some cloth nappies a couple of years back and E-bay said that they were 'used undergarnments' and were not legal to sell.
I think we should complain

Just off to raid the laundry basket!!

Dig out all your old shoes girls and boys = You could make a fortune

The description does not say if they are BRAND NEW. Who's going to be the first one to ask if they are used?

OOh I have loads of 'well worn shoes' and if you can sell 'well worn' men's trainers I may have just discovered how to become a millionaire!

Yeah for DH and his trainer obbsession

I think it's a bit of a gamble selling worn&warms on ebay ie you might get the sale through before some officious little twat reports it, or you might not. I think the stockings lady is being v clever though with her wordings and good luck to her.

Nearly all the wordings are like that I've just noticed. "washed as manufacturers instruction" and stuff like that. Hooray for those who are oddballs different! I'm going to try it! DP's pants anyone?

I do not believe there is one woman in the world who would buy used skiddy MENS underpants to wank over.

There are a lot of mumsnetters - anyone fancy owning up to this feish?

there really is something for everyone, isn't there?

here toenail clippings

dhs cousin's husband sold the shells from his pistachios.

tony how much did he get for them?

I notice the toenail clipping didnt sell!!

I had a friend who sold worn knickers on ebay!!

Just woken up my kids with my hysterical laughter. I loved the crappy old stilettos going for £207!!!

Right, ladies, there's business to be done out there...

But no, really - £207!!! Men are stupid aren't they? ((shakes head))