Err ok, they are Jimmy Choos and signed but

[Fimbo]

The price

Not sure Royal Mail 1st Class Standard postage will be sufficient at that price!
I would expect them to be chauffeured to my home at that price.

Poor boy, little does he know a bunch of women on t'internet are laughing at his prank.

But we're not laughing with him......

Message withdrawn

Oh, Bless, he really is only 13! I reckon he's taken them from the back of his mums wardrobe, thinking she'll never notice.

He's probably tucked up in bed by now.....

I want to ask him if the signature if written in indelible ink, or if it might come off if I should step in a puddle.

And does he have the pen Jimmy used to sign them? - I'll give him another grand for it.

Or make it up to the million Chuffin, gawn you know you want to.

Oh feck, it I will.
I was paid only last week.