Well my eyes have been well and truly opened - the stuff folk sell on Ebay

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Whilst looking for a particular bag my mother wants from Harrods, I came across these beauties. Hmm perhaps I will buy her them instead.

Although I must be green as I never knew such things existed!

Ok, was pre-empting a bit. Judge away. Everyone who has sex with the light off is a wuss .

Oh, I have sex with the lights off
As I said, I have not lived!