Some bloke's offering to tattoo your name on his arse. Have you seen it?

[avenanap]

no

It's shocking. Such a nice, pert arse! What a shame. Biddings up to 5K. Do you think it's worth it?

errr... link!

Ohh, I don't know how to do that.

just copy and past the web address in here and someone will sort the proper link out for you

'tis ok, I'll go look it up... cor, 5k? I'd get anything tattooed on my arse for 5k!

Do you know that there are women that auction their dirty knickers!

OK, hold on a minute, I'll try and find it?

tattoo bum doesn't bring it up, nor does bottom or arse...

Oh, maybe they've taken it off? It was there at 9pm, shocking, absolutely shocking. Nice bum aswell. You cn bid for Jordan's breast implants aswell. That's just nasty.

pmsl

'anyone want jordans used implants?'

Haaa, she had them taken out and has put them in her safe so that she can auction them. What on earth would anyone want them for? Hold on, I'm starting a new thread.

I can't find either! Man I'm bored

Did you find the woman who's offering to advertise whatever you want on her tits?

search.ebay.co.uk/search/search.dll?sofocus=bs&sbrftog=1&dfsp=32&catref=C6&from=R10&_trksid=m 37&satitle=dirty+socks&sacat=-1%26catref%3DC6&a25563=-24&a79680=-24&a10244=-24&alist=a25563%2Ca42078 %2Ca14%2Ca79680%2Ca79681%2Ca23720%2Ca10244&pfmode=1&reqtype=1&gcs=2715&pfid=4025&pf_query=dirty+sock s&sargn=-1%26saslc%3D3&sadis=200&fpos=Postcode&sabfmts=1&saobfmts=insif&ga10244=10425&ftrt=1&ftrv=1& saprclo=&saprchi=&fsop=32%26fsoo%3D2&fgtp=

Look at the bottom of this one.

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HAA, are you going to bid for them? Why oh why??

I might try this one. Do you think I can DIY?

search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?from=R40&_trksid=m37&satitle=breast+implants&cate gory0=