TWINKLE TWINKLE ICKLE STAR, WOT A GREAT SELLER YOU ARE //(*_*)\\ A++++++++++

[DrNortherner]

Is this teh worst positive feedback on ebay ever?!!!!

Err, I guess if the seller name is 'ickle star' it could be deemed humourous (except for the spelling of 'what') but otherwise it's pretty nuts!

I'll bid on you til there's nothing left but crumbs! Then I'll bid on the crumbs

or

Corn on the cob is nice, because the cob never shouts GET ME BEER, WOMAN!

or

Rainbows are pretty. I don't know why I shoot at them.

or

Santa brought me cookies for Christmas. I did not eat them. I sold them on eBay.

or

Quack, Quack. I'm a duck. Shoot me.

all from same ebayer