whats he weirdest question you have been asked about what you are selling?

[nuttyaboutchoceggs]

iv got a icecream maker for sale on ebay battery operated and i have been asked how long would the batteries be expected to last?
how the heck am i gonna know that!

email back with how long is a piece of string , some ppl are stupid lol

I had a soft toy piglet and the buyer asked if it had eyes(couldn't see them on the pic,blocked out by his snout!).

hey, tortoise, you have to ask!! I know some sellers WOULD sell an eye-less piglet!

I reguarly get pervs asking me to model my wares.
Bear in mind that I sell plus size bras up to a 50F

At Xmas you get the classic from the husbands who ask 'will this fit my wife?' I've never met them let alone been privy to their bra size, so how should I know? I thought it was an urban myth but I had two this year.

This one is my own fault, I put my manky boots on for a laugh and got asked if I could walk in something nasty so the buyer could send me pics of them licking it off. I think that was a mumsnetter asking the question lol

gemmiegoatlegs - i guess so

I used to sell alot of new clothing etc on ebay, i had put a underwear set on (brand new) and some guy emailed me and asked if i would wear the knickers then post them to him and he would pay more money pmsl,

YUCK!