Feel free to rant along on this thread. It can't be just me, can it?
Earlier I got a strange short email starting 'dear seller'. Asking me to end my auction early as she cannot wait for the end.
Well fair enough but no reason is given, no explanation. And it only went on last night and I have several watchers.
So I said sorry, but no, I'll let it run.
Then another email arrives from another person. Long winded, apologetic explanation as to why SHE needs the bloody thing urgently, which I am more amenable to, so I send back a message saying, well maybe I can help, I already said no to someone else as they were a bit odd, but you sound like a human being so i'll see what I can do.
Half an hour later, a reply - she KNOWS the other person I described as odd 
and they are in league and they both want the blooming item.
Offers me the starting price with assurances that I probably won't even get a starting bid at that price, from anyone else.
I told her I'd sleep on it.
I mean WTAF? I'd already said no to her mate. And she is promising me five star feedback. It reads exactly like the Nigerian scam but based in Middlesex.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.