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Read this for how NOT to have your listings template!! (attitudey seller)

40 replies

lololizzy · 15/06/2012 18:33

I have cut and pasted below from a listing....I was considering a purchase from this UK seller but feel they need a real attitude adjustment! (and spell checker). Love their shouty capitals and 'and I do expect to recieve positive feedback!'

VERY IMPORTANT!

READ ALL OF THE FOLLOWING BEFORE BIDDING!

I WILL NOT BE ACCEPTING ANY RETURNS WHAT SO EVER SO READ CAREFULLY THE DESCRIPTION BELOW

ALL OF MY ITEMS ARE FACTORY SECONDS UNLESS STATED OTHERWISE

THIS MEANS THAT THE GARMENTS WILL HAVE INCURED SOME KIND OF DAMAGE OR DEFEACT

AS I GET LARGE AMOUNTS IN AT ONCE I GIVE THE GARMENTS A QUCIK CHECK

IF I FIND A BIG DEFEACT i PUT IT IN THE LISTING

HOWEVER SOMETIMES I CAN MISS DEFEACTS

SUCH HAS SMALL MARKS SMALL HOLES ECT

I DO STRESS THAT YOU ACCEPT THE GARMENT WILL HAVE A DEFEACT OF SOME KIND

I WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR PEOPLE CLAIMING THE ITEM AS ?NOT AS DESCRIBED?

UPON ITS ARRIVAL

I HAVE EXAPLINED FULLY

IF YOU ARE NOT HAPPY WITH THE DESCRIPTION, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

NO RETURNS

AND I DO EXPECT TO RECIEVE POSITIVE FEEDBACK AND NO ONE DEMANDING RETURNS

SOME COULD BE A MATTER OF SMALL BOBBLING TO THE GARMENT

OR SMALL CLICKS (SNAGS) THAT I CAN DO NOTHING FOR

SO, IF YOU ARE HAPPY WITH A DEFEACT ITEM (WHICH CAN ALWAYS BE FIXED, IF I MISS THEM OUT) THEN GO AHEAD AND BUY

SOME OF THE ITEMS HAVE SUCH A TINY DEFEACT I NEVER FIND THE

AND YOU MAY NOT EITHER!

I ALSO CANNOT CONFIRMED IF THE GARMENT HAS PREVIOUSLY BEEN WORN OR NOT

AS A FACTORY SECOND THAT MEANS IT HAS BEEN SENT BACK TO THE HEAD OFFICE OF ITS STORE WITH A DEFEACT

PLEASE EMAIL ME WITH ANY QUESTIONS PRIOR TO BIDDING IF YOU ARE UNSURE

ILL TRY ANSWER THE BEST I CAN

I DO PUT A HIGH DELIVERY DATE ON THE COVER MYSELF IF I MISS THE POSTI

FOR THOSE NEEDING QUICK POST PLEASE EMAIL PRIOR TO BUYING TO SEE IF WE CAN ARRANGE A FASTER DELIVERY TIME FOR YOU

ALSO THE POSTAGE PRICE IS THE COST FOR THE MATERIALS USED AND THE SHIPPING ITSELF, SO DO TAKE THIS INTO CONSIDERATION WHEN LEAVING FEEDBACK FOR POSTAGE

OP posts:
Convert · 15/06/2012 19:57

Magneto Grin

Gingefringe · 15/06/2012 21:23

I'm going to ask the question. Love it!!

lololizzy · 15/06/2012 21:27

he's going to wonder why so many q's in one eve!

OP posts:
Gingefringe · 15/06/2012 21:31

I've just asked whether it's bobbly or not, what does defeact mean and do they accept returns!

Having a good snigger to myself. Grin

lololizzy · 15/06/2012 21:32

'NO YOU HAVE NOT READ MY LISTING
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO' !!!

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PissyDust · 15/06/2012 22:07

Mr Angry

SleepyFergus · 16/06/2012 08:43

I got a reply!

"I apologise if my mispelling irritates you haha sorry I don't do refund hun but you are welcome to resell if its not suitable ill re check it for defects but don't think there are any major ones didn't see any x"

GobblersKnob · 16/06/2012 08:51

If there are huns involved I'm guessing it's an angry Ms Grin

The listing is brilliant.

Convert · 16/06/2012 09:39

I got a message back too which was surprisingly not angry at all.

Hi I don't accept returns sorry I didn't see any rips but I can check again for you when I'm home x

Punctuation and everything!

I'm guessing they haven't cottoned on to the repeated questions yet Grin

Rowood · 16/06/2012 09:48

My response was "no Hun, sorry I don't not accept returns" felt a bit bad lol

Gingefringe · 16/06/2012 14:21

I got a reply yesterday - "sorry i don't do refunds, may be a bit of bobbling - i'll check"

I bet he/she had a busy evening with all those replies yesterday!

Magneto · 16/06/2012 14:23

I got a reply along the same lines as everyone elses. No fun at all that hmpf

Convert · 16/06/2012 14:35

Is it wrong to be sad that we didn't get replies like..

NO FUCKING REFUNDS EVEN IF IT HAS GOT A DEFEACT YOU FUCKING IDIOT
READ THE DISCRIPTON!!!!!!!!!!

Grin
fergoose · 16/06/2012 15:28

has anyone replied and told the seller they are wrong not doing refunds?

TheMonster · 16/06/2012 15:31

So if you buy an item of clothing from her, it may or may not be worn, and worn so much to the extent of bobbling, and it may or may not be ripped to shreds.

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