Phallic garden ornament - can you find anything weirder?

[littlejo67]

I came across this phallic garden ornament. I want to play top trumps. Can any bored individual find something to trump it?

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/One-kind-Sculpture-/110821598201?_trksid=p4340.m185&_trkparms=algo%3DDLSL%252BSIC.NPJS%26its%3DI%26itu%3DUCI%252BUA%26o

Maybe...
Here

Can't believe the garden ornament sold for fifty bucks! Who said size doesn't matter?? Lol x

What about this beauty for your mantelpiece?