weirdest thing you've ever seen on Ebay?

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I've seen a lot of odd stuff listed on Ebay over the years, but I think this current listing has to be the weirdest: an antique Japanese box of crabs that look like they have faces on their shells. Only 99p at the moment - I am almost tempted to bid...

Can anyone offer anything even weirder?

V. strange! I always find it weird when people sell stained clothing.Especially stained bibs and the seller says something like "there's plenty of wear left in them!"

they're stained bibs ffs! I could buy some new, clean ones in asda/tesco etc for a couple of quid.

Ooh them crabs went for £32

Wasn't me!

The women that sell used panties [boak]

I saw someone selling Hampshire 'air'

THe reflectoporn was the best
or the guy selling his ex's wedding dress
or anything sold by Curry4you or tiddy
ahhhh the good old days of supreme silliness

www.jennyhow.com/16-more-ebay-reflectoporn-pictures/

Used sheepskin slippers in 'poor' condition.

The table with the naked bloke in the mirror.

All those dirty old shoes that pervs pay a fortune for.

Watching beeb news this am,about decomissioning military stuff

Apparently a Harrier jet was listed on Ebay

A snip at £70,000

Man, I'm an innocent. Didn't realise there was a trade in smelly-old-shoes-for-pervs.

Would it be unethical of me to go and hawk some of mine on there, d'ya think?

This? From 2008. An anti-masturbation device:

www.boingboing.net/2008/01/31/antique-antimasturba.html

And let's try that link again.