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[ArthurJFoyt]

Ahah, thought that would arouse interest. Anyway. Apparently there's a "super-injunction" out respecting one of the England team and that's why the tabloids have massively changed focus away from Fabula Calippo's management and onto the team as the papers can't mention the thing that they can't mention coz of us not having a first amendment in this gottverdammt dritteweltstadt. Suffice be it to say if it be need be - they were shit and they knew they were. John Terry knows the whole story and he's rightly aggrieved at being denied the captain's armband coz wot he done did ain't no-thang, baby compared to the pregnant sister of the wife of [name removed on legal advice]. And oh, GILF-boy's been at it again. more to follow in NotW on Sunday...
PS: re: my original message title: just ask - and remember, if your model doesn't come with them as standard, upgrade...

[CaptainKirksNipples]

Welcome to Mumsnet Step away from the alcohol!

[ArthurJFoyt]

@CaptainKirk&c. always good advice. Thank you. and you're up this late because...?

[ArthurJFoyt]

oh, and chaps... if the lovely lady (or gentleman, I wouldn't wish to be sexist) in your life still won't make with the Horatio even after you've washed it and everything. never mind. Watch this. It's brilliant. And guaranteed to take your mind off everything else for nine minutes.

[TechLovingDad]

That old rumour, eh? Been done to death.