Father's little helper

[captainaffray]

I am sick of being a slave to my libido and am looking for a natural remedy to reduce my sex drive. Does an one know of anything that's not going to make me grow breast.

on second thoughts, no!

I didn't know what to expect from this thread, but this was more disturbing than I expected.

I've now got a mental image of Meatloaf in Fight Club stuck in my brain...

Lose a bollock..that should help

I hate to be obvious - but do you think your hand might help?

Bet you can't trump that

Once looked to the left in the stalls at a bar in Mayfair (I know major social faux pas), to realise I was looking at Jarvis Cocker's, erm...

Seriously, what do you do/say...

Btw - I've only ever once drunk in a bar in Mayfair, and only once shared the stalls with a rockstar - it was all a lot less glamourous and random that it sounds.

And apologies for not taking predicament more seriously - I thought you were joking...

Bet Jarvis had a small white pasty looking 'little fella'. I decided to go for a number one next to Niall Quinn, but when a stood there, I got stage fright and couldn't squeeze it out. With meatloaf, just glad he didn't follow me in to the bogs.