What have you done that you've blamed on the kids?

9 replies

PadDad · 02/04/2009 16:04

Confess what you've done that, to your partner/family, you've blamed on the kids.

Absolution is available if you tell the truth.

OP posts:

ConnorTraceptive · 02/04/2009 16:15

Dented the car the morning before DH had to take it to trade in for new car (had agreed a trade in price over phone and DH had told them paintwork was mint condition)

MrsMills · 02/04/2009 16:26

20lb weight gain.

Due to cake consumption alone.

CaptainPants · 03/04/2009 13:48

Speeding, arson and theft.

They are terrible those kids and they are only 6 and 8.

NellieTheEllie · 03/04/2009 13:49

farts

oregonianabroad · 03/04/2009 13:50

overdraft.

HecAteTheEasterBunny · 03/04/2009 13:52

oh yes, farts.

and mess

I used to blame allsorts on them before they learned to talk. Now they grass me up.

Original poster

PadDad · 03/04/2009 14:29

I thought women didn't fart unless pregnant . . . ?

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NellieTheEllie · 03/04/2009 14:37

yes, thats true PadDad...
so, if they're not pregnant, then it was one of the children

DadInsteadofMum · 03/04/2009 19:47

So PadDad posts in Dasnet and only mums reply. Obviously us dads are a virtuous bunch who would never blame anything on the kids. (Except for the farting thing obviously).

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