Mobile goes off on Friday, busy at work on another line. See call is from the missis - can't answer anyway, but do try and call back a few minutes or so after finishing my other call (how urgent can it be??)
Line engaged, engaged, engaged.
Eventually (mildly irritated) leave message on her mobile "presume you're mid long chat to one of the girlies".....
Eventually get called back half an hour later. There are apparently not one but two ambulances outside our gaff, after 2yr 10mth year old took it into his head to have a febrile seizure. Oh sh*t!!!!!!
To cut a long story short, all is eventually well, discharged from hospital with advice about keep that temperature down.
Flowers, alcohol, food for the missis, who I have to say coped admirably!
GDIT