agony aunt zippi will dispense advice here to any 40 year old single b;lokes

[zippitippitoes]

....dont be bashful

tell me all about it

that look like Arthur Lowe?

We need a picture so we can laugh drool see if there's a problem. Boy next door look? Geeky look?

that look like jophnny depp hopefully

zippi flips out lure

fluorescent peacock feathery lure