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names please

17 replies

misi · 26/08/2008 15:14

got a strange request from my g'f today, apparently her sister is learning english and she wants to know what names we have for our body parts apart from the ones in the BBC english dictionary???

breasts, tits and boobs is what she has at the moment along with penis and willy. surprisingly, I am struggling as it was unexpected. I have a list of about 10 alternatives so far, so can anyone help out and post more names for any body parts they may or may not have?

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choufleur · 26/08/2008 19:33

winky

snice · 26/08/2008 19:35

barnet
schnozzle
trap (mouth)
pinky

NotDoingTheHousework · 26/08/2008 19:38

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snice · 26/08/2008 19:39

Oh-did you just mean tits and bum etc?

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misi · 26/08/2008 21:47

no, for both male and female parts!!

it is quite weird as her sister is doing an exam at where she learns english. apparently it is to gain as many colloquial terms as possible about male and female anatomy.

can't remeber french and geramn at school being taught like that

keep them coming thank you

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TillyScoutsmum · 26/08/2008 21:49

Muppence
Tuppence
Fanjo (obviously !)

Winkle
Todger
Willy

Fun bags

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misi · 26/08/2008 21:51

a new one on me has been 'norks' first time I come across it was on here, never heard that before!

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FabioTheFlouncingCat · 26/08/2008 21:51

She sounds filthy.

She will not get an A* for writing 'I have a foof. My boyfriend has a todger.' unless it's a very free thinking college.

It's all a ruse to talk dirty to someone.

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misi · 26/08/2008 21:56

its the premier school of english language in kiev. they teach the universal BBC english, you know the english language that only foreigners speak!! my g'f scanned the exam paper to me because I didn't believe her. very weird

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MrsMuddle · 26/08/2008 22:08

I just discovered today that only people in Scotland (or even just Glasgow?) call their armpits their oxters.

I thought everyone called them oxters.

Liverpudlian friend looked at me like I was deranged when I talked about them today.

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misi · 30/08/2008 23:48

thanks to everyone who answered on this. tanya, the sister, got an A for her submission
I sent her a total of 50 different names in the end. apparently the exam wasn't so much about the actual words, it was to see how they would research/look in other places to find and understand words in common use but not taught in language schools. The nearest in grade to her was a c

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BarcodeZebra · 02/09/2008 21:22

Mimsy. Sorry I'm late. But "mimsy" all the same. Means fanjo obvioulsy.

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misi · 03/09/2008 00:21

thanks, late but passed on for her enjoyment

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misi · 03/09/2008 00:21

or tit-lement as she nows says for some reason???????

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JustineBumSex · 03/09/2008 00:27

She would have got an A+ if she had included Spunk bucket

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misi · 03/09/2008 15:17

multiple choice is it now?
I am wondering whay she would make of your name/handle

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ethanchristopher · 21/09/2008 22:21

moobs and mosoms on fat men :P

and erm 007 for his winkie and balls

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