What dh has learnt from becoming a daddy:

[kiskideeisameanoldmother]

Welcome to a very different world-one in which you will wonder at:

How life was so great with all that uninterrupted sleep!

How come it takes so long to get ready to go anywhere?

How come my car is no longer big enough?

Mind, you won't want to change anything (including nappies)

you forgot "How come my HOUSE is no longer big enough"..

Sleep. Sob. That used to be fun. Sometimes it used to be even light when I got up

Sleep? What's that?

Sex? Eh? Can anyone tell me how the hell you do it?

Can you get instruction manuals for it?

So long since, I've forgotten...

Mind you I have a new mistress. Name of Rosie Palm!

New mistress? More like the return of an old friend.