Seem to be getting popular nowadays.
Never one to miss the boat, i thought i would get in on the action.
Anyone up for a Cosmetic-Surgery Technofest? Provisionally called Coma at this point.
Anyone wishing to have their bodies mutilated whilst listening to loud music and having pharmaceutical drugs injected is welcome to attend.
I have a private ambulance on stand-by outside and the nearest hospital is only 10 mins away by blues-and-twos apparently.
My mate Big Des tested it the other night for me. We set about him with a rusty tent pole and left him lying outside and called 999.
Services offered on the night will be breast enlargement, reduction or general fiddling aboot wi, arses the size of buses back-ends will be mocked, lips will be ballooned and penises will have weird shit from the Ukraine pumped into them. I (of course) will not be taking part in any of this fun as i shall be busy being the host and i already have an enormous cock and tight butt.
Any participants please visit the website.
www.don't-look-now-but-you've-lost-the-use-of-your-central-nervous-system.com