Hey Guys

[Innovation]

Well some of the ladies dont want me in the single parents room so thought i would come here and say hi to you all, it looks like this is my new home.

cop out

AWWWWWWWW BALLS [SMILE]

Squonk, you get everywhere!!

tis a curse, pesto, a curse

Innovation - there is no 'home' as such in Mumsnet. Most of us just hit the 'active conversations' button at the top of the screen and get stuck into any chat that catches our eyes. I always check in here first of course although there aren't many men to keep this section ticking over all the time.

There is a lot of female only stuff here about conception and other things related to front-bottom talk - best just ignore this as if you read any of it you come away thinking that women are EVEN CRAZIER than you ever thought possible - believe me.

There are a lot of petty arguments and fallings out over lots of things as you would expect from a gaggle of women - best just let them get on with it really.

Above all - take the piss out of them and let them take the piss out of you. You can have some enormous fun with all the amusing comments you can throw about.

Antway - look forward to chatting with you further.........

take the piss hmm?

Yes - squonk. That's the only reason i come on here really.......

And i suppose you are ENTIRELY innocent of this and would never stoop so low eh?

never!

Are you still too chicken to go in the Chat? That's where everyone else is.

Attention seeker...

MALE attention seeker HD?

Never heard of such an abomination.

That's the most shocking thing i have heard all minute.

I will def keep this room ticking over

People take the piss on here??

Goodness. I am off somewhere fluffy. Hun.

(Is it sick to be slightly turned on by squonks outfit?)

I'll get my coat..................

eric, shes gone mate, i think i saw her escaping out the window.