Maybe this should be in Behaviour/Development......

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at last a sensible response to a messy problem for all parents of teenage boys.

"Ms Robison said: "We want to make binge-wanking as socially unacceptable as drinking blood or setting fire to children."

"But medical evidence shows that any self-pleasuring by those under 18 is certain to lead to blindness and ugly disfigurement before the onset of middle age, while binge-wanking will lead to total derangement within months."

"Roy Hobbs, A&E consultant at Glasgow's Victoria Infirmary, said: "If Channel 4 shows another Kylie special we will simply not be able to cope."

That is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time.

I agree with the article. Binge wanking is definately not the way.

We need to see a return to more old-fashioned values and stop gorging ourselves on the excesses of modern living.

A gentle five-knuckle-shuffle once a day under the sheets should be more than plenty for these whippersnappers.

Rofl at Eric

Did you see the news about the teenager who stopped masturbating long enough to save his family from a fire?

What a hero.

That reminds me of a customer i once had called Mr Onions. He used to get annoyed when you said it the normal way and insisted you pronounced it like 'oh-nigh-ons'.

Twat.