Chaps, is this what you guys want???

[whomovedmychocolate]

I can't help thinking the porn loo roll is a good idea

for the man who has everything?

Who needs porn when we all have beautiful women at home to satisfy our every desire?

ooh, good answer!
Take the sceptical face away, and you'd get 10 out of 10!

Uhh... yeah. For the overly masculinised man who uses his brain once a day.

Personally, I speculated about where the laser condom's power would come from. How big a battery are we talking? Is there a battery? Will there be wires? Will they be painful? Are they thinking of a dynamo to power it? Mains power? Why not just have sex with the light on? Or am I getting too kinky?

That and worrying about having a laser pointer jammed into your urethra would pretty much kill the moment.