Five Things I Love About My Missus

[UnquietDad]

VVVQV suggested it, I'll start it!

1. She is a wonderful mum and combines this with a stressful career.
2. She has always supported my choice to make a go of a pretty uncertain career, and never criticises my "contribution".
3. She tolerates my hobbies and foibles, and indeed is generally kind and thoughtful.
4. She is pragmatic and usually manages to think of solutions to problems.
5. She has the most awesomely wonderful splendiferously gorgeous breasts and callipygian buttocks, and is amazing in bed.

Come on, chaps, we need to put the effort in here....

wot no

1 tits
2 arse
3 legs
4 neck
5 lips

??????????

1. An amazing intellect;
2. Unrivalled in equanimity;
3. Fiercely passionate;
4. Unbelievably tolerant and understanding (esp. living with me!!)
5. Beautiful and sexy in mind and body.

(OK...don't go reaching for your sick buckets please. I am being sincere here! )

Too canny, Soap.

Oi, Pann - nice to see you back.

Thank you mrs!!

though I can here myself saying "You've changed out of all recognition since I've been away."

or even "hear" - didn't spend time away at Lang. classes.

'Here'

Yes, well, I am married to a superstar now doncha know. Full body wax was in order, along with Botox, highlights and tooth capping

Wow!

I just had a head shave....but a very pretty one.

I went from this to this all with the aid of a few of his millions. Worth every cent he says!

Ha, ha, ha!!! Excellent.

Now you just need the head shave and you would be utterly perfect!

Erm, do you know how much these hair extensions cost? Get away from me with your clippers you brute.

Hmmm... she knows my MN login, but prolly won't look so I think I'm safe!

1. She's totally puts up with my post-work grumpies and lets me chill out before piling on the chores
2. She makes me gallons of tea, even though she hates the stuff herself
3. She's utterly committed to our marriage and our life together
4. She's got oodles of backbone - she stands up to me and tells me when she thinks I'm being a wally
5. She challenges me: makes me read stuff that I wouldn't normally, gets me to watch movies that I wouldn't choose
6. She's carrying our bump
7. She loves me dearly, deeply and absolutely
8. She showed me what commitment and stability means. I come from quite a dysfunctional family; she made me better
9. She doesn't dominate any part of my life, but is inextricably the motivation and purpose of all of it
10. She's got an obsession for cats, squirrels and cute things generally (like this )
11. She's got a cute tush
12. She looks admiring when I do things with hammers and planks
13. She snuggles up to me when I come to bed late and freezing, even though it must be AWFUL to press up against her iceblock of a husband

Er... I'd better stop before I hurt myself.

nice thread - don't often get to hear what blokes really think of the missus

Oh I love this thread & I need a husband!

Seamonstr: don't know whether to come over all soppy, or gag

Do you tell her all this?

Gag? GAG!?

Phooey. I've never been so insulted.

Aw, seamonstr, don't get the hump............... (geddit? See what I did there?).