DH has manflu

[kiskidee]

he says only men get it because it would kill women.

they all think that

Kill him to show him how much worse it is than manflu

OK

Manflu is going round our school, all the men are off sick and the women are doing all the work!

According to someone I know, if men gave birth they would just take two paracetamol and get on with it.

i should think if women gave birth to the first child and the man to the second, no family would be larger than three.