Well, it is "Saturday Night"...
Just wondered if any of my fellow DHs here in the Men's Room had ever got into a spot of fisticuffs, whether by accident or design.
I'm just not a violent person - and I'm not convinced I could hold my own against someone bigger than me. In fact, I'm not convinced I could throw a proper punch without breaking my thumb! I have to say I've not got into any physical sparring since school, and even that was just a bit of pushing and shoving and not real sleeves-rolled-up and "outside, you craven cur" stuff.
There was a party when I was in my early 20s when I came close, but wasn't drunk enough (or, luckily, angry enough) - smug git who had been invited by a "friend of a friend" was going round winding people up and making snide comments, and took my compilation off the stereo and put his own Totally Shite Music on. Hands up - who'd have twatted him?? (He had girly hair, if that helps anyone to decide...)
But tbh, the only time I can imagine physically threatening another bloke these days would be if he got nasty towards DW and/or the children. And thankfully, I've not found myself in that position.