Football rules, power tools, scratch your balls.............................

[VeniVidiVickiQV]

Here you go lads..........

I promise to only lurk on this thread.

that nearly rhymed V.

i am not here....you boys carry on as you were

Girls. This really isn't going to work!!

i did try panman.

I know, and thank you. Did come across an internet joke doing the rounds, spoof ad-lines for products -

"K-Y - because you are shit at foreplay."

any others?

Just made one up with last tango in paris reference..

"Lurpack - because your foreplay is shit."

pmsl!

you're getting a lashing on the channel 5 thread from cowmad, panman and boris have stepped in to defend you. this is playground shite

anyone for a bit of testosterone-driven banter? Think the fragrants have gone now...

yeah, i saw this bird with big tits earlier... then realised i was looking in the mirror

Thank Allie

Top ten tits....?

Top 10?

Well at no.1 is this woman who works in the jewellry shop near me....(notice a theme emerging here??)

When did you become a man Panboy?

After having a spat with you, and realised I would have to grow up a bit if I am going to survive in this hot coven..

okay, tell us about jewellery shop woman.

(am wondering how much you have spent on jewellery recently......)

It wasn't a spat, I became jealous and took it out on you

All cool now though?

WB - smothering you in kisses.

haven't spent any money! Just go in and discuss jewllery and ask her opinion on styles and what would suit me with my clothes etc...and compliment her each time and we play verbal footsie, and it is all very 'innocent' and a bit flirty from time to time which I like. Andthat isabout it. Apart from her having no 1 tits and ass, but Ionly notice them occassionally, as she also has v. beautiful eyes....[swoon]

Is she on commission?

she owns the shop...so..yeah. Don't say it!!

have some RL to partake in. - catch u later?

oh no! Not real life.....