Are your children’s vaccines up to date?

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Fellas, have you ever been seduced?

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Somanybabyseagulls · 10/08/2006 09:23

Coz that's what I'd like to do to dp but don't know how? Any tips, advice on what was good/not good much appreciated?

Will check back later as I'm on dps laptop and he's making coffee, hee, hee, hope to have wonderful surprise for him tonight with a little help from you fellas. TIA.

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Are your children’s vaccines up to date?
Panboy · 10/08/2006 20:19

Compliment him endlessly, about anything, and dress carefully but revealingly but behaveas if you don't know you are doing it..and then shock him!! Works EVERY time...

Charlee · 10/08/2006 20:21

Lol - I only have to breath in the same area of DP and he's turned on, thats coz he's a randy old bugger!

TambaTheDragonSlayer · 10/08/2006 20:23

Easy Peasy....

Smile alot
Look innocent
Make harmless inuendos and then blush as if you just realised
Accidently touch them
show some flesh but not alot
little kisses, slowly, make it last

desperateSCOUSEwife · 10/08/2006 20:37

cook him his favorite meal
and then do a poledance for him

his tongue will soon hit the floor

VeniVidiVickiQV · 10/08/2006 20:39

PMSL DSW

WelshBoris · 10/08/2006 20:40

"Make harmless inuendos and then blush as if you just realised"

Is it the 1950s?

VeniVidiVickiQV · 10/08/2006 20:46

pmsl welsh!

desperateSCOUSEwife · 10/08/2006 20:47

ps make sure he empties his wallet into your knicks, g string or whatever
do it on pay day too

Panboy · 10/08/2006 21:02

Did you say "seduce"...or "f*ck his brains out"??

The cynicism round here...

Panboy · 10/08/2006 21:23

And Tamba "Accidently touch them"....that isn't Doctor Luurve paying a house call..thats "Lookin' for business, love?"..

Panboy · 10/08/2006 21:23

And Tamba "Accidently touch them"....that isn't Doctor Luurve paying a house call..thats "Lookin' for business, love?"..

desperateSCOUSEwife · 10/08/2006 21:28

panboy who mentioned giving them nookies

TambaTheDragonSlayer · 11/08/2006 12:55

Oh, well - it always works for me

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