slippers on.....

[GetAllTheThings]

< rustles paper >

< picks nose >

< cocks rifle to shoot put almost dead horse of Dadsnet out of it's misery >

Shhhh.

We're thinking manly thoughts.

Grouting...

Ladies' wobbly parts are nice...

How long should I stay looking under this bonnet with my concentrating face on when I have no fucking clue what any of those bits do?...

It's been ages since I last bought a power tool...

< peers over top of newspaper >

My manly thoughts these days revolve around which pull ups I should buy ( not for me I hasten to add ) , spaghetti recipes and interior decoration.

I do occasionally get distracted by women's wobbly bits though. Firm bits too.

< administers CPR >

CLEAR ! Come on live damn you !!

FZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTT

< pours Pan a pint of Ram and Special >

I say chaps, there are fine welsh beers on offer at lidl. That might get the conversation flowing...

Welsh beers ay . Bit of a Southerner myself , can't actually think of any Welsh bitters. Usually I'm on the Young's Special ( with a bottle of Ramrod ) or TEA.

< buries head in paper again >

I'm a fine Southern gentleman myself, but I spent some time in the more civilised parts of the principality.

Best bottled beer I've had the good fortune to drink was St Peters organic.

I had a St Andrews brew recently, that was rather nice.

< goes off to explore Welsh beers >

St Peters are very nice indeed. My personal favourite is deuchars Caledonian IPA. Can't get it round my way anymore though :(