Meninism

[Truckulente]

I think things have gone too far. We've been oppressed and mocked for too long.

Women are now out earning men.

www.totallymoney.com/news/index.php/2010/12/gender-pay-gap-narrows/

I think it is about time Meninism was brought to national attention.

I've got a few ideas but more are welcome. But please don't post on here 'What about the Womenz' I don't want this thread derailed.

1. Mocking penis size to be a crime. This just makes men feel bad.
2. More sympathy for Moobs, and photos of big moobed men not to be on show in newsagents etc.

3.Equal pay.

Men it is time to put that remote control down and fight for equality.

The fact that you still have the remote contol proves beyond doubt that feminism hasn't gone nearly far enough.

Yes. Equal opportunities for men!

Menism sounds too much like Ononism - so a rethink needed on that one.

Joking aside there are issues that need to be aaddressed, and the whole point of political feminism was intended to liberate men as much as women.

Meninism eh? What Larxism!

BOOM BOOM!

I agree re mocking penis size. It can be really hurtful, can't it Truckulente?

good luck chaps. if you want a hand with defacing sexist adverts we will happily co-deface the 'men are shit at housework' ones.

larxism?

even google doesn't help with that one.

Phooey-
I think you're trying to be funny and are attempting a pun, but meninists don't have a sense of humour so I'm not quite sure.

I believe you're implying I have a small penis. If a man is penisly challenged that doesn't make him less of a man, it just means God wants him to have a rotten life.

God's a women.

Larxist-Meninism with its five-year plan of penis extensions anyone?

How about using preventing misanthropy as a starting point?

penis extensions... ah yes, because the feministas believe the cure to inequality is bigger tits. i don't think i've come across that particular argument much. (oh, i lie, i do know quite a lot of chaps that think the answer to equality is putting a bag on the sad uggo's head and giving her a good seeing to. bag wouldn't be necessary with a good boob job, obv.)

why ban moobs though? shame, shame.

there's a chance that by putting down the remote, the moobs will disappear anyway, but i think banning outright would just put more pressure on group members and encourage an unrealistic body image...

celebrate your moobs, truck. g'wan.

The phrase 'grow a pair' will be banned, as it implies owning a pair of testicles means you're tough and makes all the wimps feel bad.

Madwoman-

'(oh, i lie, i do know quite a lot of chaps that think the answer to equality is putting a bag on the sad uggo's head and giving her a good seeing to. bag wouldn't be necessary with a good boob job, obv.)'

You shouldn't work for Sky Sports.

Larxist-Meninism hehehehe

Trying to change the name is trying to belittle our core beliefs and to discredit and take the power out of the movement. It's not, humanism, equalism, larxism, notquiteasgoodaswomenism it's Meninism. And as founder and currently only member (member implies penis so that may have to change) I will not stand for it.

More aims:

Ikea to be closed at weekends.
DIY banned at weekends.
Sunday to be returned to a day of rest and to be known as 'Sky Sports Day'

Also.
It will be illegal for Men to sit down to urinate. But
It will be allowed in exceptional circumstances.