Obviously, there are few better times to have a newborn than during the Ashes. But I'm having a hard time deciding between listening to TMS or watching Sky. Aggers has a soothing, lulling tone. But at the same time, a single Boycott eruption could ruin the whole thing. On the other hand, Bumble and Sir Ian can get shouty, but then there's the dulcet tones of Michael Holding. I can't decide. Howzat?