Like a bucket

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I've been seeing someone for a while and they are lovely,funny,interesting about perfect, only one problem, fanny like a bucket, I have to waggle it about to touch the sides.

AIBU to call it a day?

YABU - you're obviously too small.

Could you not bulk up your old chap? With this?

Thread about a thread? Tsk

I suspect it's also in the intellect and maturity departments that you are also mismatched.

Funny. Lets hope this is as good as the other thread.

pmsl

never mind love. When you get older it will shrivel up and retreat inside your body resembling a small acorn so then it wont matter.

Like waving a pencil in the Albert hall?

Tut tut, very bad form.

Is it because you have a button mushroom penis?

Like chucking a saveloy down an alleyway you say?

YANBU. Dump her and her wizard's sleeve.

ew who posts this sort of thing on a wednesday afternoon

Like opening a window, and sh@gging the night.

Have you thought of using straw.... and maybe an axe, that will need sharpening, though the stone will be too dry... etc.

TRIED CATHOLIC CONTRACEPTION SEX SON?