Like a bucket

[Namechangeaday]

I've been seeing someone for a while and they are lovely,funny,interesting about perfect, only one problem, fanny like a bucket, I have to waggle it about to touch the sides.

AIBU to call it a day?

[Marrow]

YABU - you're obviously too small.

[ChickensHaveNoLips]

Could you not bulk up your old chap? With this?

[DirtyMartini]

[GingerCursedEeeee]

Thread about a thread? Tsk

[Pan]

I suspect it's also in the intellect and maturity departments that you are also mismatched.

[Oblomov]

Funny. Lets hope this is as good as the other thread.

[candyfluff]

pmsl

[ledkr]

never mind love. When you get older it will shrivel up and retreat inside your body resembling a small acorn so then it wont matter.

[tethersend]

Like waving a pencil in the Albert hall?

[unfitmother]

Tut tut, very bad form.

[scurryfunge]

Is it because you have a button mushroom penis?

[Snorbs]

Like chucking a saveloy down an alleyway you say?

YANBU. Dump her and her wizard's sleeve.

[southeastastra]

ew who posts this sort of thing on a wednesday afternoon

[SilkySilky]

Like opening a window, and sh@gging the night.

[eeore]

Have you thought of using straw.... and maybe an axe, that will need sharpening, though the stone will be too dry... etc.

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