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Like a bucket

16 replies

Namechangeaday · 03/11/2010 14:30

I've been seeing someone for a while and they are lovely,funny,interesting about perfect, only one problem, fanny like a bucket, I have to waggle it about to touch the sides.

AIBU to call it a day?

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Marrow · 03/11/2010 14:31

YABU - you're obviously too small.

ChickensHaveNoLips · 03/11/2010 14:33

Could you not bulk up your old chap? With this?

DirtyMartini · 03/11/2010 14:33
GingerCursedEeeee · 03/11/2010 14:44

Thread about a thread? Tsk

Pan · 03/11/2010 20:29

I suspect it's also in the intellect and maturity departments that you are also mismatched.Smile

Oblomov · 03/11/2010 20:54

Funny. Lets hope this is as good as the other thread.

candyfluff · 05/11/2010 19:01


ledkr · 05/11/2010 19:11

never mind love. When you get older it will shrivel up and retreat inside your body resembling a small acorn so then it wont matter.

tethersend · 05/11/2010 19:14

Like waving a pencil in the Albert hall?

unfitmother · 05/11/2010 19:17

Tut tut, very bad form.

scurryfunge · 05/11/2010 19:18

Is it because you have a button mushroom penis?

Snorbs · 05/11/2010 19:18

Like chucking a saveloy down an alleyway you say?

YANBU. Dump her and her wizard's sleeve.

southeastastra · 05/11/2010 19:21

ew who posts this sort of thing on a wednesday afternoon

SilkySilky · 04/12/2010 19:12

Like opening a window, and sh@gging the night.

eeore · 12/02/2011 19:32

Have you thought of using straw.... and maybe an axe, that will need sharpening, though the stone will be too dry... etc.

MAYBELATERNOWIMBUSY · 03/02/2012 22:05


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