Oldest known sentence

[MsAmerica]

Archaeologists Find Ancient Comb With The Oldest Known Sentence
www.ibtimes.com/archaeologists-find-ancient-comb-oldest-known-sentence-3634027

Oldest legible sentence written with first alphabet is about head lice
www.newscientist.com/article/2346227-oldest-legible-sentence-written-with-first-alphabet-is-about-head-lice/

Oldest known sentence written in first alphabet discovered – on a head-lice comb
www.theguardian.com/science/2022/nov/09/oldest-known-written-sentence-discovered-on-a-head-lice-comb

[Figrolls14]

Op, thank you for this. I missed it in the news!!

[Onnabugeisha]

Yes, before this discovery it was usually people carving their name on objects.

[Movelikejagga]

Fabulously banal! Thanks OP.