Dorothy Parker thread for Quattrocentro

[RustyBear]

Lets start it with her Mumsnet tip competition entry:

"The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires."

Aw thanks Rusty

That's a good one. LOL at MN tip. My personal favourite is

"One more drink and I'll be under the host."

We need What Fresh Hell is This here

"She ran the gamut of emotions from A to B" Or words to that effect.

i am a member of the Dp society, bet joining and lets have a drink at the gonk darlink

she is my utter idol